Long Johns's definitions

Taffs

to do those usual things, work, going out, dining, wining etc etc

To accompany the saying 'Tiffs, Taffs and Tantrums'.

Tiffs - arguements, quarrels, lovers tiffs.
Taffs - those usual things.
Tantrums - tears, upsets, unloved.

by Long Johns August 3, 2011

Halloween

Towards the cold nights, those who hold back from lighting up that fire place - in todays society flicking on the central heating - a group of frighteners will knock on peoples doors. Come from the energy supply, back then was the woodsman who chopped the wooden logs for everyone, to scare people into making use of that paid service.

Jack, the woodsman, spent all his hard working weeks chopping down trees for people to burn on their fires. Only some like to hold on till the very last moment, when matters are important enough to waste more than they can use. Only Jack knows that people like this prevents him earning that extra more for this time of year. So on the night for Halloween, using their given jack-o-lanterns, sends out a group of scarey looking scoundrals to put the frighteners on the village folk to burn. It still happens today in some cases, with todays way for doing things, the dark nights are even more so terrorising.

by Long Johns October 24, 2014

Money

To encourage those to be out of their homes and within an area of society where majority of public are located....ruling the roost by forcing those to live harder.

After the neandrethal had found themselves out of the woods, by the luring of the nightly wolves under moonlight. The then change in life was to bring them out of their homes, too, thus the encouragement to pay their ways with money. Similar to finding themselves out of the woods, but to control the masses to be in a location of civilisation.

by Long Johns October 21, 2015

Splompee

To behave just as messy as being pissed.

Jo was acting very splompee today, her priorities were all over the place. And were talking in slurring terms.

by Long Johns May 27, 2017

Christmastake

Gullible to be taken in - with your Jewish friends and secret Jehovah Witnesses friends or anyother friends of another religion - that convince you they too celebrate Christmas but only to accept your generous kind-hearted hand-outs. Only to later pass on your gifts for other purposes.

Jonny gave his best mate a big present this year for Christmas. Only Jonny later discovered his mate was not a Christian who celebrates Christmas, so gave a gift away for no reason and now feels stupid and made an utter Christmastake.

by Long Johns December 26, 2011

Fat

Massive, will do well, excellent, to describe the huge enjoyment for an object or thing such as music or a film.

'that new tune is fat'.

by Long Johns July 3, 2011