Definitions by Long Johns

Taffs 

to do those usual things, work, going out, dining, wining etc etc

To accompany the saying 'Tiffs, Taffs and Tantrums'.

Tiffs - arguements, quarrels, lovers tiffs.
Taffs - those usual things.
Tantrums - tears, upsets, unloved.

Taffs by Long Johns August 3, 2011

Tiffs

Those petty, small arguements, quarrels, lovers tiffs, wind-ups.

To accompany the saying 'Tiffs, Taffs and Tantrums'.

Tiffs - arguements, quarrels, lovers tiffs.

Taffs - those usual things.

Tantrums - tears, upsets, unloved.

Tiffs by Long Johns August 3, 2011

MasterDate

to date another masterbater, wanker, solo player, jack off. To find that other one who likes to grab their own balls/fanny and give a good toss.

Do you ever get that wanting feeling to date another masterbater. Defined as MasterDate...it may be solo but you are not alone.

MasterDate by Long Johns July 7, 2011

Fat

Massive, will do well, excellent, to describe the huge enjoyment for an object or thing such as music or a film.

'that new tune is fat'.

Fat by Long Johns July 3, 2011

Fat Cunt

Well popular, massively known, inspiring person, doted on, known for something unique and amazing.

you are a piece of art you fat cunt

Fat Cunt by Long Johns July 3, 2011

Iggle Piggle 

To mean having a dilemma of a time, stressed out, frustrated. Just like our much loved cuddly wuddly blue man 'Iggle Piggle' will do as he falls back with legs up in the air. To express that feeling to sigh, to become dumbstruck, to almost give-up. When having that sense to pull your hair out and scream and shout from stress.

I am having an Iggle Piggle moment right now

Iggle Piggle by Long Johns July 1, 2011