Long Johns's definitions
Massive, will do well, excellent, to describe the huge enjoyment for an object or thing such as music or a film.
by Long Johns July 3, 2011
Get the Fatmug. When a man decides to have his nuts removed to become a woman. A Nutjob can also be in the opposite perspective when a woman has a pair of nuts glued to her vagina to become a man.
Wesley decided to change sex to be Wendy. When his friends found out, one of them said, "why is he being such a nutjob?"
by Long Johns November 13, 2017
Get the Nutjobmug. For many years people have been misunderstanding what a Chav resembles.
He can either be the teenage version, or even the old man still living out his teenage image.
Whichever, he will appear in the same looking clothing as before with his hands down his front, after he has sprayed his genitals with some form of deodorant, washed his willy in the sink for not having a bath/shower for days. Still have last weekends hair gel in his hair with extra added on top for the following weekend. And in some cases, particularly the older kind, tend to wear too many rings on their hand, just to show how many of his bros he has secretly given bro jobs to and a souvenir to be grateful for.
He can either be the teenage version, or even the old man still living out his teenage image.
Whichever, he will appear in the same looking clothing as before with his hands down his front, after he has sprayed his genitals with some form of deodorant, washed his willy in the sink for not having a bath/shower for days. Still have last weekends hair gel in his hair with extra added on top for the following weekend. And in some cases, particularly the older kind, tend to wear too many rings on their hand, just to show how many of his bros he has secretly given bro jobs to and a souvenir to be grateful for.
Larry: *waiting on park bench in the under 12s playground*
Harry: a'rite mate. Fancy a tug on the old pipe?
Larry: gis a push on da swing first.
Harry: go on then.
Larry: us chav like, gotta stick together like dried spunk on a sock. Right Harry?
Harry: a'rite mate. Fancy a tug on the old pipe?
Larry: gis a push on da swing first.
Harry: go on then.
Larry: us chav like, gotta stick together like dried spunk on a sock. Right Harry?
by Long Johns August 30, 2019
Get the Chavmug. When feeling that urge to text someone while also walking or driving or somewhere that takes your concentration away for being 'textracted'.... (of course please do not text and drive)
Walking for the bus, Angy grabbed her phone to text someone.
Text: "on my...........fuck, I just tripped over the pavement. On my way"
Still being 'textracted' Angy quickens her pace and starts to slowly run for the bus that she see from the corner of her eye has arrived at the bus stop.
Text: "Gettin on bus...........shit, coat is caught in the buses door.......on bus now"
Text: "on my...........fuck, I just tripped over the pavement. On my way"
Still being 'textracted' Angy quickens her pace and starts to slowly run for the bus that she see from the corner of her eye has arrived at the bus stop.
Text: "Gettin on bus...........shit, coat is caught in the buses door.......on bus now"
by Long Johns January 1, 2014
Get the Textractedmug. When you have that bloated gut feeling to go to the toilet, thinking it will be a No.2. But then, the echoes from the toilet bowl encourages the wind released to resemble an elephant farting.....
Jay had a bad case to rush to the toilet for feeling winded. Only his gut feeling was only that, wind and gave off a loud elephart.
by Long Johns November 30, 2011
Get the Elephartmug. to date another masterbater, wanker, solo player, jack off. To find that other one who likes to grab their own balls/fanny and give a good toss.
Do you ever get that wanting feeling to date another masterbater. Defined as MasterDate...it may be solo but you are not alone.
by Long Johns July 7, 2011
Get the MasterDatemug. To mean having a dilemma of a time, stressed out, frustrated. Just like our much loved cuddly wuddly blue man 'Iggle Piggle' will do as he falls back with legs up in the air. To express that feeling to sigh, to become dumbstruck, to almost give-up. When having that sense to pull your hair out and scream and shout from stress.
by Long Johns July 1, 2011
Get the Iggle Pigglemug.