Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a drill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.
by Long Island August 15, 2004
When getting your girl from behind, you toss the sleeper hold on her and knock her out ala Rowdy Roddy Piper. While nailing your unconscious victim, you get to simulate your life long dream of necrophilia. Now you never have to break into the morgue again.
by Long Island August 14, 2004
The act of sticking your dick in your own ass. Just try not to get a huge boner once it's in, or you'll get a nice snapparoo.
by Long Island August 14, 2004
The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.
by Long Island August 15, 2004
This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!
by Long Island August 15, 2004
by Long Island July 14, 2005
When your girl fills her mouth with a cold glass of milk, then sit on her face and dunk your balls in and out of her mouth.
by Long Island August 15, 2004