Definitions by Long Dong Silvers

cupids butt-shaft 

The secret arrow Cupid stores in his asshole. Anything stored in ones asshole for combat purposes.

Bad guy- "we took your quiver, you can't shoot us now!".

Cupid- *reaches behind him, groans "SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER! NEVER UNDERESTIMATE cupids butt-shaft"

cupids butt-shaft by Long Dong Silvers November 13, 2018

awesome time 

what dreams are made of.

your always right on time when its awesome time.

awesome time by long dong silvers February 18, 2004

nar 

short for gnarly.

did you catch that nar episode of barney?

nar by long dong silvers February 18, 2004

hardcore harry 

a really hairy dude who eats poison, and is really good at the key game.

Did you hear what hardcore harry said about his donger being as big as his arm?

hardcore harry by long dong silvers February 18, 2004

sloppy d and the uptown 3 

a really great up and coming band. featuring michael on guitars, and on awesome, tarzan on guitar/bass and trumpet, with an occasional dance, turtle on guitar, and crazy-long orangutang arms, hardcore harry on lead guitar, and satan voice, then maybe some other cats on some other musical type things. their based in tampa florida, and their music can only be described as experimental uraguayin(from uraguay) techno, with some raggae, latin pop, and death metal roots. But basically their pure awesome, so you should check them out.

sloppy d and the uptown three is not a sexual enuendo... or is it?

sloppy d and the uptown 3 by long dong silvers February 18, 2004

tarzan 

a once tree dwelling creature who moved to the big city(tampa) to hang around with a whit kid, a hairy kid a kid whos name i think is cody and this girl that looks like the white kid, but then she cut her hair. Anyways he is an expert at ninja-ing and can dance like it aint nobodies business.

hey angel have you seen tarzan i got some business to discuss?

tarzan by long dong silvers February 18, 2004