Lonestar's definitions

TAXI!

A term for a girl that fucks everyone with no discrimination. This espically appilys when they girl goes out with a good looking guy and he is then followed by one or more really fucking ugly guy.

Dude, that chick is such a taxi!

by lonestar June 3, 2004

wrinkeled penny

A nothern term used to describe an asshole

Yeah man melinda let me hit her wrinkeled penny last night

by lonestar September 29, 2004

pork trap

A term used to refer to someones mouth. Usually in a rude manner

Shut yer pork trap before I kick you in the puss

by lonestar May 27, 2004

double brown bag

Similar to the brown bag except a bag is placed on both persons in case the "brown bag special" loses hers.

1:Hey man i double brown bagged her last night.
2:what?
1: yeah i put a bag on her, then a bag on me too. In case hers fell off.

by lonestar October 27, 2004

aphrodite

1. Greek goddess of love
2. The baddest fucking DJ ever known to mankind

I saw Aphrodite this past weekend and it was killer.

by lonestar June 1, 2004

invisible hand

A self-gratification move where you sit on your hand till it falls asleep and the proced to masturbate. This gives the illusion that someone else is doing it or that an invisible hand is doing it.

DUDE!!!! last night i gave myself the invisible hand....it was sooooo awesome.

by lonestar June 7, 2004

asian style

Turning your partner sideways and fucking her slit sideways. It gives a cool look to the pussy

"Hey dude did you know your girlfriend likes it asian style?"
"No i didnt. what you fucked my g/f?"
I'm kidding dude"
"oh ok"
"HA! she really likes greek style"

by lonestar July 8, 2004