LonePooper's definitions

cloggernaut

What you call yourself for clogging multiple toilets with your shits during your travels. A pun on the Marvel villain Juggernaut.

Man, when i was traveling all over the country, i did some large cloggers in many a hotel toilet. I am the Cloggernaut!

by LonePooper May 3, 2018

gas proud

Proud to fart under any circumstance, whether in private, in public, in front of a few, or in front of an audience. Never has any shame.

Jim: Man, Steve will fart in front iof anybody. He never gets embarrassed.

Russ: Yup. Steve is gas proud!

by LonePooper December 30, 2019

five minute piss

A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.

Man, I swear. I had to pee so bad this morning, that I took a five minute piss! Got a pee high now!

by LonePooper May 4, 2018

Ching

To expire, kick the bucket. To bite down on a long hard dick at the end of one’s life, and make a ching sound as you bite it!

Oh man, that old guy looks like he's about to ching it!

by LonePooper January 20, 2018

trifecta shit

Taking 3 perfectly executed shits in a row. Can also be called a Triple Crown Shit!

Hey Jim, I took 3 shits in a row this morning! Each time I pulled up my pants, I had to shit again!

Nice job Steve, you took a Trifecta Shit! One for the records books!

by LonePooper February 26, 2018

ride the bowl

Taking a nice dump on the toilet, riding the toilet bowl as if it were a horse.

I had to take such a bad shit, I had to ride the bowl! Hi, Ho, Shitter, away! I'm the Lone Pooper!

by LonePooper June 9, 2016

blissed out

When an actor dies in the movies, especially a violent death, and he's got a blissful, euphoric, yet stupid look on his face.

Wow, he's ALL blissed out after falling off that building and landing on thar car hood!

by LonePooper February 3, 2018