A large group of
pedophiles commonly seen making kitty cat noises in dark alleys. These creatures spend most of their time dressing up as 10-20 year old
children, and pretending to fish...
Baconkkake are often overlooked as a
blight on humanity, but their collective bodies could potentially keep a small group of people alive for around a month.
Note: Keep
valuables in your pants when attempting to interact with these creatures. "Tis a
holy place."
