Baconkkake

A large group of pedophiles commonly seen making kitty cat noises in dark alleys. These creatures spend most of their time dressing up as 10-20 year old children, and pretending to fish...

Baconkkake are often overlooked as a blight on humanity, but their collective bodies could potentially keep a small group of people alive for around a month.

Note: Keep valuables in your pants when attempting to interact with these creatures. "Tis a holy place."

Yo dude that "Baconkkake" guy was wearin' a dress, i swear!

Baconkkake by Lolicarrots July 25, 2010

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Bacontaken

When your mom makes bacon for breakfast and your friends eat it first.

David: Hey dawg, wheres da bacon?

Dawg: Ya'll, it's bacontaken.

Bacontaken by The Real Pajammers on Youtube January 3, 2010

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Baconkkake • Bacontaken • Bronkkake

Bronkkake

A game where you spin the blonde women and if the lips land on you, you have to kiss it.

I was at a party last night and we played Bronkkake, now I have an sti.

Bronkkake by DaKraken February 19, 2021

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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