Ashton Crusher

Crush on a substantially younger man or the object of such crush.

"Isn't she alot older than him? Are they involved?"

"No, he's just her Ashton Crusher."

by Lola Samuels May 15, 2010

verizontal

Of or describing a relationship maintained via wireless or similar means, with few or no face-to-face opportunities.

Guy 1: This thing with Kalley, is it serious?
Guy 2: No, just verizontal.

Girl 1: This thing with your guy, is it serious?
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it's verizontal...he can't live without me.

by Lola Samuels January 26, 2013

doing the verizontal

Phone sex

Girl 1: He leaves on Friday for two weeks.
Girl 2: Looks like you two will be doing the verizontal.

by Lola Samuels January 26, 2013