Definitions by Lola Samuels

verizontal 

Of or describing a relationship maintained via wireless or similar means, with few or no face-to-face opportunities.

Guy 1: This thing with Kalley, is it serious?
Guy 2: No, just verizontal.

Girl 1: This thing with your guy, is it serious?
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it's verizontal...he can't live without me.

verizontal by Lola Samuels January 26, 2013

doing the verizontal 

Phone sex

Girl 1: He leaves on Friday for two weeks.
Girl 2: Looks like you two will be doing the verizontal.

doing the verizontal by Lola Samuels January 26, 2013

Ashton Crusher 

Crush on a substantially younger man or the object of such crush.

"Isn't she alot older than him? Are they involved?"

"No, he's just her Ashton Crusher."

Ashton Crusher by Lola Samuels May 15, 2010