Someone who slows or drags others down by asking for help. A play on the word kelp: a type of seaweed that can get caught in a boat's propellor, slowing it down. It's especially appropriate when someone can do it themselves but ask others for help.
Kim's fun to hang out with but in a team, she becomes a proper khelper.
Everyone knew Rory was the department's chief khelper.
Everyone knew Rory was the department's chief khelper.
by Logoasaurous September 08, 2021
A play-off the term intertextuality, extratextuality occurs when someone gets offended by reading something extra into what was actually said. It's been a favorite game of left-wing snow flakes but is becoming more widespread. A good example is Cathy Newman's infamous 'So what you're really saying is...' interview.
By feigning offence Kim displayed her well-honed extratextual skills.
As both sides tried to claim the moral high ground, the argument slowly sank into a lurid parade of extratextuality.
As both sides tried to claim the moral high ground, the argument slowly sank into a lurid parade of extratextuality.
by Logoasaurous September 08, 2021
When multiple couples in an area start snogging at the same time, as if it's contagious. Used derogatorily by single people or those who dislike public signs of affection.
A disgusting snogfestation broke out at the party last night.
His rendition of 'Lady in Red' caused a bad case of snogfestion to set in.
His rendition of 'Lady in Red' caused a bad case of snogfestion to set in.
by Logoasaurous September 08, 2021