A blatantly obvious spoonerism to describe work that is usually of a temporary nature in this relatively new "gig economy", thus allowing companies to avoid the associated obligation, liability & costs of hiring employees.
"I ain't got no skrilla to pay for some reggie. Yo!"
"Just go online and take some Jigger Gobs."
OR:
"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"
"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Gobs. Yo!"
"Just go online and take some Jigger Gobs."
OR:
"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"
"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Gobs. Yo!"
by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 19, 2023
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Man sues 50 women for $2.6 million after they called him a bad date in viral FB group, thus beginning the #SheToo Movement
by Logical Empiricist Stoic April 13, 2024
Get the SheToo Movement mug.Covid Level Alert (CLA), aka Chicken Little Alarm, is an overreaction to a potentially high-risk event with low (realistically no) probability of occurrence.
Such responses are typically based on emotions, thus bypassing the human brain’s logical reasoning centers.
Such responses are typically based on emotions, thus bypassing the human brain’s logical reasoning centers.
by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 10, 2023
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Covid Carols typically include an unlimited list of non-specific & often conflicting symptoms that can be attributed to any disease or ailment that has ever existed among any of Earth's creatures.
Covid Carols typically include an unlimited list of non-specific & often conflicting symptoms that can be attributed to any disease or ailment that has ever existed among any of Earth's creatures.
"My head hurts. I think I have a fever. I can't breathe. My body aches. Feel like I'm gonna throw up. Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"
"I'm coughing. I'm sneezing. I lost my appetite. I'm starving. I can't taste anything. I can't smell anything. Does anybody have a Covid test? I need to stay in from work. Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"
"Can somebody drive me to the emergency room? I need an updated jab. Did you get the latest vax? Why aren't you wearing a mask? That's not 6 feet. You're too close! Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"
"Hear the Covid Babies with their Covid Carols?"
"Yep! Time to pull out the Covid Box. Covid Season is upon us!"
"Praise Fauchovah!"
"I'm coughing. I'm sneezing. I lost my appetite. I'm starving. I can't taste anything. I can't smell anything. Does anybody have a Covid test? I need to stay in from work. Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"
"Can somebody drive me to the emergency room? I need an updated jab. Did you get the latest vax? Why aren't you wearing a mask? That's not 6 feet. You're too close! Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"
"Hear the Covid Babies with their Covid Carols?"
"Yep! Time to pull out the Covid Box. Covid Season is upon us!"
"Praise Fauchovah!"
by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 31, 2023
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"I ain't got no skrilla to pay for some reggie. Yo!"
"Just go online and take some Jigger Nobs."
OR:
"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"
"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Nobs. Yo!"
"Just go online and take some Jigger Nobs."
OR:
"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"
"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Nobs. Yo!"
by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 03, 2023
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"Yikes! How'd you end up having COVID babies with them?"
"He/She was Covid Doable during the quarantine."
"Makes sense."
"He/She was Covid Doable during the quarantine."
"Makes sense."
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