The feature of almost songlike whining & kvetching from Covid Babies that accompanies the regular Covid Season.
Covid Carols typically include an unlimited list of non-specific & often conflicting symptoms that can be attributed to any disease or ailment that has ever existed among any of Earth's creatures.
Covid Carols typically include an unlimited list of non-specific & often conflicting symptoms that can be attributed to any disease or ailment that has ever existed among any of Earth's creatures.
"My head hurts. I think I have a fever. I can't breathe. My body aches. Feel like I'm gonna throw up. Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"
"I'm coughing. I'm sneezing. I lost my appetite. I'm starving. I can't taste anything. I can't smell anything. Does anybody have a Covid test? I need to stay in from work. Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"
"Can somebody drive me to the emergency room? I need an updated jab. Did you get the latest vax? Why aren't you wearing a mask? That's not 6 feet. You're too close! Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"
"Hear the Covid Babies with their Covid Carols?"
"Yep! Time to pull out the Covid Box. Covid Season is upon us!"
"Praise Fauchovah!"
"I'm coughing. I'm sneezing. I lost my appetite. I'm starving. I can't taste anything. I can't smell anything. Does anybody have a Covid test? I need to stay in from work. Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"
"Can somebody drive me to the emergency room? I need an updated jab. Did you get the latest vax? Why aren't you wearing a mask? That's not 6 feet. You're too close! Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"
"Hear the Covid Babies with their Covid Carols?"
"Yep! Time to pull out the Covid Box. Covid Season is upon us!"
"Praise Fauchovah!"
by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 31, 2023
by Logical Empiricist Stoic February 19, 2025
The perception of increased attractiveness due to minimum social distancing and mask-covered faces thus creating amorous opportunities that would not exist under "The Old Normal" conditions. This may be also known as Covid Hot.
"Yikes! How'd you end up having COVID babies with them?"
"He/She was Covid Doable during the quarantine."
"Makes sense."
"He/She was Covid Doable during the quarantine."
"Makes sense."
by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 02, 2023
A social countermovement and awareness campaign against female entitlement and lack accountability which results in unfounded false accusations towards men.
Man sues 50 women for $2.6 million after they called him a bad date in viral FB group, thus beginning the #SheToo Movement
by Logical Empiricist Stoic April 13, 2024
In some Asian-speaking lands (using this mispronounced version of "Black Obama"), it was believed that this is how Americans addressed Barack Obama.
In part, the confusion stemmed from the similarity of the "L" and "R" sounds within their spoken languages and the fact that the skin-color-obsessed USA focused so much attention on their first "black" president.
In part, the confusion stemmed from the similarity of the "L" and "R" sounds within their spoken languages and the fact that the skin-color-obsessed USA focused so much attention on their first "black" president.
"So his name is not Balack Obama (aka Black Obama). It's Barack Obama!"
"Ah! So what's the diffelence?"
"Ah! So what's the diffelence?"
by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 11, 2023
A social countermovement and awareness campaign against female entitlement and lack accountability which results in unfounded false accusations towards men.
Man sues 50 women for $2.6 million after they called him a bad date in viral FB group, thus beginning the #SheToo Movement
by Logical Empiricist Stoic April 13, 2024
A blatantly obvious spoonerism to describe uninteresting, low-pay, no-skill-required work that is usually of a temporary & unimportant nature.
"I ain't got no skrilla to pay for some reggie. Yo!"
"Just go online and take some Jigger Nobs."
OR:
"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"
"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Nobs. Yo!"
"Just go online and take some Jigger Nobs."
OR:
"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"
"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Nobs. Yo!"
by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 03, 2023