Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!
by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023
Get the Crusty cling-on mug.Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!
by Llewelyn Dowd February 03, 2023
Get the Cling-on mug.North America/US - A person who has little to no ambition to attempt to have as good a life as possible, i.e an unemployed and lazy type person who may still live with others and having somewhat of a locust lifestyle. Also a term used for a homeless person/tramp.
"Dude what you gonna do when your boss fires you? Live on the streets like a bum!?"
British/UK term - the ass/buttocks/butt is often referred to as a person's 'bum.'
US/North America - "Sit your butt down on that chair right there."
UK - "Sit on your bum on that chair right there."
Generally worldwide a bum is a term that's used to describe a typical douchebag, lazy and unambitious person.
"Dude what you gonna do when your boss fires you? Live on the streets like a bum!?"
British/UK term - the ass/buttocks/butt is often referred to as a person's 'bum.'
US/North America - "Sit your butt down on that chair right there."
UK - "Sit on your bum on that chair right there."
Generally worldwide a bum is a term that's used to describe a typical douchebag, lazy and unambitious person.
by Llewelyn Dowd March 28, 2022
Get the Bum mug.An oxymoron term used to describe the many indoctrinated & radically left-wing people of today's world who are obsessed with jumping on whatever mainstream bandwagon is necessary to feel included, though ironically being the most intolerant and hypocritical people on the planet.
The irony is the term should be used if correctly to describe those who are 'awake' to the modern world however these people are so closed minded they cannot think critically, and are actually 'asleep.'
The irony is the term should be used if correctly to describe those who are 'awake' to the modern world however these people are so closed minded they cannot think critically, and are actually 'asleep.'
'Hey did you hear about Danny dying his hair green just to fit in at college?'
'Aw really!? Danny's gone woke!?'
'Aw really!? Danny's gone woke!?'
by Llewelyn Dowd January 13, 2023
Get the Woke mug.Humorous phrase used to typically describe someone who enjoys lifting up the shirt of a shirt-wearer. Usually used to describe a homosexual man who does indeed lift up the shirt of a guy just before slipping his penis up the rectum of said guy, or just before taking another man's organ into his mouth.
E.g A man drops his pants to reveal his organ, but just before receiving a gobble from the gobbler, his shirt would require being lifted up, or even easier for the other man, taken off completely.
E.g A man drops his pants to reveal his organ, but just before receiving a gobble from the gobbler, his shirt would require being lifted up, or even easier for the other man, taken off completely.
Dontay been spending a lot of time at those fruity male-only bars, he must be a serial shirtlifter that really loves cock!
by Llewelyn Dowd July 26, 2023
Get the Shirtlifter mug.A person that lives a life of promiscuity is someone that's considered 'promiscuous' - meaning they are very sexually loose and not at all bothered about remaining loyal to one sexual partner.
E.g A man that can't go to a bar without ending up sunk to the nuts inside someone else by the end of the night, or a woman that can't keep her legs closed and hands sex out on a platter to others. A slut, basically.
Also the name of a 2006 mainstream song by Nelly Furtado featuring Timbaland.
"Promiscuous girl, you're teasing me!"
E.g A man that can't go to a bar without ending up sunk to the nuts inside someone else by the end of the night, or a woman that can't keep her legs closed and hands sex out on a platter to others. A slut, basically.
Also the name of a 2006 mainstream song by Nelly Furtado featuring Timbaland.
"Promiscuous girl, you're teasing me!"
by Llewelyn Dowd May 05, 2023
Get the Promiscuous mug.A slang term for vagina, typically used in the UK, particularly in the south.
Can be used as an alternative for fanny, cunt, twat, sausage wallet, gash, lady box, pink cave, axe wound, split etc.
An idiot, moron, foolish person. "Why did you do that you absolute minge!?"
Can be used as an alternative for fanny, cunt, twat, sausage wallet, gash, lady box, pink cave, axe wound, split etc.
An idiot, moron, foolish person. "Why did you do that you absolute minge!?"
I'll never get tired of looking at minge on the Internet!
You have a gorgeous minge, my dear!
Hey Jeff, stop acting like a minge in front of the ladies!
You have a gorgeous minge, my dear!
Hey Jeff, stop acting like a minge in front of the ladies!
by Llewelyn Dowd August 28, 2022
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