TBSS NMP

Too bad so sad, not my problem

*commonly used to show that you just don't give a fuck

Girl 1: omg...he just dumped me
Girl 2: uhhh tbss nmp. i dont rele care....

by lizbrez March 23, 2009

p.i.m.p

peed in my pants

(similar to the familiar j.i.m.p--jizzed in my pants)

Girl 1: Hey didn't you say you had to go to the bathroom?
Girl 2; Uhhh its a little late...i already p.i.m.p
Girl 1: UM EW!!!

by lizbrez February 16, 2009

fegit

fake-legit;

as in something is not really legitimate.
but one thinks it is or pretends that it is in order to appear cool.

Girl 1: You're seriously dating him? Like it's legit??
Girl 2: Actually...it's kind of fegit. He doesn't really KNOW we're dating...

by Lizbrez January 23, 2009

payvor

a favor that you pay for
similar to the concept of prostitution
but can be on a smaller-scale

1.
Girl 1: Will you tickle my arm please?
Girl 2: Not for free...
Girl 1:Think of it as a favor
Girl 2: No...give me money...$5...payvor!!

2. I gave the stripper $250 for a payvor in my bed. ;)

by lizbrez February 07, 2009