Lizbrez's definitions

fegit

fake-legit;

as in something is not really legitimate.
but one thinks it is or pretends that it is in order to appear cool.

Girl 1: You're seriously dating him? Like it's legit??
Girl 2: Actually...it's kind of fegit. He doesn't really KNOW we're dating...

by Lizbrez January 23, 2009

texturbed

when you are very disturbed by the content of a text message

*girl receives text message from ugly guy*:
"hey babe wanna come over and bang?"

*girl says to friend*: "OMG i'm seriously texturbed right now!!"

by Lizbrez January 26, 2009

sexomfortable

Sexually Comfortable

The girls were completely straight but showered together because they were sexomfortable

by Lizbrez January 23, 2009

p.i.m.p

peed in my pants

(similar to the familiar j.i.m.p--jizzed in my pants)

Girl 1: Hey didn't you say you had to go to the bathroom?
Girl 2; Uhhh its a little late...i already p.i.m.p
Girl 1: UM EW!!!

by lizbrez February 16, 2009