Shluff n puff

To fuck and suck.

Jane's always good for a shluff n puff.

by Liz Gums January 27, 2009

Shwampdonkey

A category above a plain old swampdonkey. A shwampdonkey (shwamper, shwampdonk, etc...) only receives this title after having been shwamped in a shwamp (fucked by multiple guys, outside, on the {preferably damp} ground). Until that point, she's still a swamper.

Tera's a shwampdonkey! Look at the mud stains on her knees and back! Fuckin' shwamper!

by Liz Gums January 27, 2009

Shluff

To fuck.

I'm shluffin' that bitch as we speak.

by Liz Gums January 27, 2009

Muff-tache

A half-shaven pussy with funny tendrils of hair extending along the leg creases. It looks like a vagina moustache.

The "That 'Seventies Pet" in Penthouse last month had an hilarious muff-tache.

by Liz Gums January 27, 2009