Liz Gums's definitions

Muff-tache

A half-shaven pussy with funny tendrils of hair extending along the leg creases. It looks like a vagina moustache.

The "That 'Seventies Pet" in Penthouse last month had an hilarious muff-tache.

by Liz Gums January 27, 2009

Shluff

To fuck.

I'm shluffin' that bitch as we speak.

by Liz Gums January 27, 2009

Shluff n puff

To fuck and suck.

Jane's always good for a shluff n puff.

by Liz Gums January 27, 2009

Shwampdonkey

A category above a plain old swampdonkey. A shwampdonkey (shwamper, shwampdonk, etc...) only receives this title after having been shwamped in a shwamp (fucked by multiple guys, outside, on the {preferably damp} ground). Until that point, she's still a swamper.

Tera's a shwampdonkey! Look at the mud stains on her knees and back! Fuckin' shwamper!

by Liz Gums January 27, 2009