camf

My friends and I use C.A.M.F to mean cunt ass mother fucker

That girl is such a camf!
You are a cunt ass motherfucker!

by Liz March 01, 2005

naumoff

A worthless, fat, smelly lil kid.

"WhaT the hell is a Naumoff?"

by Liz May 03, 2004

sprk

to smoke pot

dude, wanna go on a cruise sprk some chronic?

by Liz June 17, 2004

musical

A play or movie that contains musical numbers.
Often broadway shows. Include annoyingly good songs like Oklahoma, which is educational because it teaches us that oklahoma is spelled "O-k-l-a-h-o-m-a" and some other showtunes

I've been in countless musicals. My first one was Oklahoma! Like you care...

by Liz March 05, 2004

Guido

an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs" long into his mid to late 30's. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette.

Could that guy at the bar be any greasier?! He is such a guido

by Liz August 20, 2003

santa

A man that ought to be caught and arrested. Who else can go into someones house with a big sack in to middle of the night?

Also notice
SANTA
SATAN
Not much of a difference, right?

Many abductors could dress up as santa clause and not be caught.

by Liz December 25, 2003

oops I crapped my pants

A fake commercial from the popular television show SNL. This skit first aired sometime in the mid 90s.

"Imagine this pitcher of ice tea is a gallon of your feces..."

"How do you know so much about Oops I Craped My Pants?"
"Because I'm wearing them...and I just did."

by Liz February 20, 2005