Live.Love.Learn's definitions

Textaholic

1) Someone who is addicted to texting.

2) Although an addict, is still an amazing person.

1) "Put that phone away!"
"I can't...I'm addicted to texting...I have a problem...I'm a textaholic. Please get me help!"

2) "Wow, she's such a textaholic..."
"Yeah, but she's so amazing..."
"True that."

by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009

Tanning

1) A free treatment for depression.

2) A free teeth-whitening treatment.

3) Something amazing people do.

4) Lying in the ♥SUN♥

1) Tanning puts people in a better mood...for free!

2) Tanning will make your teeth look whiter. It will make your skin look darker, which will cause your teeth to look whiter in comparison.

3) "Oh look at that girl--she's tanning!"
"I know, isn't she amazing?"

4) Orion: "Hey what're you up to?"
Me: "Lying in the sun, tanning. I'm gonna die of skin cancer."
Orion: "Yes you are...I fucking hate the sun."

by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009

Clark College

1) A community college in Vancouver, Washington.

2) College with many unique students.

1) "I go to Clark College."
"Oh cool...Where's that?"
"Vancouver."
"Canada?"
"No...Washington."

2) "Stop being a troll on Yahoo Chess."
"Sorry...Btw, I'm a nigga who lives in Camas, WA and goes to Clark College."
"I see...I'm a 72-year-old black woman...It's good you're getting educated!"

by Live.Love.Learn August 2, 2009