Mao

1) A card game.

2) An activity that if you do it in someone else's room past your curfew, you will end up on probation for two hours.

1) Chris: "Let's play Mao."
Me and Christina: "Ok."

2) Kevin: "You're not supposed to be here...I'm calling Branden."
Me: "Fuck you, Kev."

by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009

Textaholic

1) Someone who is addicted to texting.

2) Although an addict, is still an amazing person.

1) "Put that phone away!"
"I can't...I'm addicted to texting...I have a problem...I'm a textaholic. Please get me help!"

2) "Wow, she's such a textaholic..."
"Yeah, but she's so amazing..."
"True that."

by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009

Clark College

1) A community college in Vancouver, Washington.

2) College with many unique students.

1) "I go to Clark College."
"Oh cool...Where's that?"
"Vancouver."
"Canada?"
"No...Washington."

2) "Stop being a troll on Yahoo Chess."
"Sorry...Btw, I'm a nigga who lives in Camas, WA and goes to Clark College."
"I see...I'm a 72-year-old black woman...It's good you're getting educated!"

by Live.Love.Learn August 02, 2009