Using an Umbrella

1) A smart thing to do.

2) Something people with common sense do when there is water falling out of the sky.

1) "Wow how did you think of doing something so smart?"
"I don't know; all I'm doing is using an umbrella."

2) Me: "Look there's water falling out of the sky."
People with common sense: *pulls out and opens umbrellas*
People w/o common sense: *don't use umbrellas, get pneumonia, and DIE*

by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009

Textaholic

1) Someone who is addicted to texting.

2) Although an addict, is still an amazing person.

1) "Put that phone away!"
"I can't...I'm addicted to texting...I have a problem...I'm a textaholic. Please get me help!"

2) "Wow, she's such a textaholic..."
"Yeah, but she's so amazing..."
"True that."

by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009

Clark College

1) A community college in Vancouver, Washington.

2) College with many unique students.

1) "I go to Clark College."
"Oh cool...Where's that?"
"Vancouver."
"Canada?"
"No...Washington."

2) "Stop being a troll on Yahoo Chess."
"Sorry...Btw, I'm a nigga who lives in Camas, WA and goes to Clark College."
"I see...I'm a 72-year-old black woman...It's good you're getting educated!"

by Live.Love.Learn August 02, 2009