Live.Love.Learn's definitions

Rainbows

1) A symbol of happiness.

2) Something that comes after all types of rain, but not drizzle.

3) A sign that "God" is having gay sex.

1) "I'm so happy."
"Rainbows!"

2) "Why isn't there a rainbow?"
"Because it just drizzled--it didn't actually rain."
"Drizzle sucks.
"Yeah, tell me about it."

3) Ask Ben for more details

by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009

Clark College

1) A community college in Vancouver, Washington.

2) College with many unique students.

1) "I go to Clark College."
"Oh cool...Where's that?"
"Vancouver."
"Canada?"
"No...Washington."

2) "Stop being a troll on Yahoo Chess."
"Sorry...Btw, I'm a nigga who lives in Camas, WA and goes to Clark College."
"I see...I'm a 72-year-old black woman...It's good you're getting educated!"

by Live.Love.Learn August 2, 2009

Textaholic

1) Someone who is addicted to texting.

2) Although an addict, is still an amazing person.

1) "Put that phone away!"
"I can't...I'm addicted to texting...I have a problem...I'm a textaholic. Please get me help!"

2) "Wow, she's such a textaholic..."
"Yeah, but she's so amazing..."
"True that."

by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009