Definitions by Littlest Monkey

campaign slut 

campaign slut: a person who volunteers long hours for a political campaign that he/she believes deeply would make the world a better place by winning. He/she gives it all away for free, day after day, night after night, but loves every minute of it because it feels SO GOOD when the candidate wins!

Karen is such a campaign slut...did you hear that she is going hard for her third in a year?

campaign slut by Littlest Monkey August 28, 2013

Cyberhug 

Cyberhhug is when you get the sweetest text message, just when you need it most. Often involves mention of children or small animals. Guaranteed to make you smile.

My beastie just sent me a cyberhug...a picture of her kids wearing the jammies that I sent them for Easter.

Cyberhug by Littlest Monkey August 27, 2013

Fakebook 

Posting only good things (upgraded photos and cheery texts) that make your life look better than it really is. Half-truths...the good stuff happened, but all negatives are nowhere to be seen.

My husband and I had a huge fight, and are on the verge of splitting up, but you will see cutesy the posed pictures from the party we went to on Saturday. I posted them on Fakebook..

Fakebook by Littlest Monkey August 25, 2013