Definitions by Little stumpy

long island hot tea 

Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.

Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?

John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.

long island hot tea by Little stumpy January 14, 2020

Brooklyn Brunch 

The act of imbibing a mimosa into ones penis then releasing it on someone's breakfast.

Samantha: Ummm why did the waiter just piss all over my eggs?

Charlotte: Oh, I forgot, this is your first time in the big apple. It's a Brooklyn brunch, hun.

Brooklyn Brunch by Little stumpy November 2, 2019