Spending more time than usual in bed, not necessarily asleep. Mostly used to describe someone who usually sleeps at night, but spends time during waking hours in bed as well.
by Little Computer Nerd June 22, 2009
Get the bedlife mug.The type of toilet paper often found in public toilets (restrooms) where the sheets are often of varying lengths, e.g. a short length represents a dit, a long length represents a dah. I don't know morse code but if I did, I might be able to decipher the code to see what subliminal messaging the manufacturer is trying to send to me.
God, not another one of those morse code toilet paper rolls, I wish they would order more expensive toilet rolls.
by Little Computer Nerd June 18, 2010
Get the Morse code toilet paper mug.I opened the cupboard and the chocpile fell on me. Luckily I was able to reach my mobile phone and call for help.
by Little Computer Nerd December 19, 2011
Get the chocpile mug.Amalgamation of the two words - sticky knickers. Used to describe underwear with skid marks, or after unsuccessfully trying to wait while desperate to go for a wee.
My wife was feeling discomfort in her stickers, as she'd been stuck on the bed with paralyzed legs for some time.
by Little Computer Nerd October 13, 2009
Get the stickers mug.Alternative spelling of oneties, the decade between 2010 and 2019. Before this decade you have the noughties, and afterwards the twenties, so the decade in-between had to be given a suitable name.
Man 1: In the wonties, we want world peace, a great global economy and better shows on the TV.
Man 2: You want a lot, don't you?
Man 2: You want a lot, don't you?
by Little Computer Nerd December 08, 2009
Get the wonties mug.The cycle, usually around 28 days long, when the female of our great species suddenly needs to eat a bag of Mars Minstrels (or similar chocolates). This is around the time of their period
by Little Computer Nerd October 08, 2010
Get the Minstrel Cycle mug.Name given to a particular brand of computer or laptop when it goes wrong, which they invariably do.
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