Little Amy's definitions

cockatwo

When a woman (or man?) is penetrated by 2 cocks at once.

Joe did the cockatwo with Jerry and Larry.

by Little Amy June 11, 2006

Volvo

A Swedish brand of automobile, now owned by Ford Motor Company, renowned for it's high level of safety features.

SLANG: Volvo is code for Vulva (Pussy lips) to mean either the lips specifically, or simply the female crotch area generally.

I'd sure love to pump that bitch's Volvo full of gas!

by Little Amy June 11, 2006

pillage

When you have to take 3 or more different kinds of pills.

My grandparents spend a half an hour every morning consuming their prescription pillage!

by Little Amy June 11, 2006

Irish Wolf Terrier

The ultimate midsize Irish designer dog. Kicks Irish Setter ass! Started by Ozzie Nelson (the vet) by artificially inseminating a female Irish Wolfhound with the sperm from a male Irish Terrier. They are 50-70 pounds, smart, athletic, and are extremely friendly, but, if anyone messes with you, they have a great instinct for single leg takedowns, by grabbing the shoes or pantlegs, followed by covering the fallen attacker's eyes with their mouth. Usually followed by attacker pissing their pants. Fast, effective, mark free submissions!

Last month, my Irish Wolf Terrier caught a rabbit, and brought it to me by the scruff of its neck -- unharmed. Last week, he laid on top of a Pit Bull's back, and held it by covering its eyes from above & behind. The Pit Bull had gotten in our yard and had treed my cat.

by Little Amy June 11, 2006

trophy rice

Rice = a solid pore plug (blackhead or whitehead). Trophy rice is rice that is left on the bathroom mirror by its former owner, as if displaying a trophy for everyone else to see and oggle over.

I hate having Pizza Face as a roomy. He always leaves trophy rice and face yogurt on the bathroom mirror. Gross!

by Little Amy June 11, 2006

cockapoo

One of the last times a guy has sex with his girlfriend.

Jeff and Melissa did the cockapoo. Shortly thereafter, she left him.

by Little Amy June 11, 2006

ketchup & mayo volcano

A big red zit with a big white tip. Squeezing causes a massive & violent eruption of ketchup & mayo.

Mark was going to ground and pound poor Danny Dork, but, Danny Dork squoze the ketchup & mayo volcano that was on his own forehead and shot the zit-based condiments into Mark's eye and mouth causing Mark to instantly scream and run to the boy's bathroom.

I guess Danny Dork won that fight. Now no one fucks with him. Zit Man!

by Little Amy June 11, 2006