Definitions by Link Hoggthrob

petri dish

The vagina of a girl prone to infections, itches, bacteria, etc.

Yo G, Deb is hot and all but man she's got a petri dish on her ~ she keeps getting crabs!

petri dish by Link Hoggthrob April 1, 2004

muir 

Scottish clan from the highlands, particularly on the Firth of Tay. John Muir, founder of the Sierra Club, is the best-known American Muir. Jeff Muir, brilliant writer, satirist, and hot hunky lover is the current reigning Muir.

Hot woman: Wow, you are so hot you are almost MUIR.

muir by Link Hoggthrob March 24, 2004

satter 

The act of being a bratty but endearing spoiled wannabe hipster female. Satters may feel they are "middle class" even though they summer on the Vineyard and went to prep school in Switzerland. A very passionate breed.

Hipster dude: Hey, Seth, get off your vespa and listen. I dated a hot Satter last night!

Seth: Wow, that's Deck!

satter by Link Hoggthrob March 24, 2004

portland poke 

The act of "accidentally on purpose" sticking one's erect penis in one's girlfriend's bum and then feigning innocence when she squeals in frightful pain.

Yo, homes, I gave Tina the old Portland Poke last night.

portland poke by Link Hoggthrob March 24, 2004