Cunttext

The context of something being cunt(y). (Cunt + context = cunttext) OR a rude, bitchy, cunt(y) text you receive.

This cunttext is not it for me.

I just received a cunttext and I am fucking pissed.

In what cunttext did you think this was appropriate, bitch!?

Do not cunttext me.

by LingDanc803 August 15, 2023

Kevinager

A male Karen manager.

I have a Kevinager for work

by LingDanc803 February 13, 2023

Seggssion

Seggs + session = Seggssion (a sex session)

Wanna have a segssion? I think we need it.

I love having seggssions soooo much!

by LingDanc803 March 02, 2023

SM&D

The acronym for "stressy, messy, and depressy", aka when you are a stressed and depressed mess.

I am feeling so SM&D! FML.

It sucks but I am just SM&D.......

by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023

unsnoozy

Not sleepy, not boring, not unawake.

I will give you an unsnoozy night out when I finish my MCAT!

by LingDanc803 May 14, 2023

omu

This is an alternate to "omg" for agnostic and atheistic folks. The acronym means "Oh my Universe"

Omu, did you hear what happened?

This can't be real, omu.

Omu fml

by LingDanc803 September 09, 2023

Crapulous

Crap + fabulous = crapulous. Something that is fabulously crappy, it really sucks, or is crappy but famous.

My work day today was crapulous.

Trump's behavior was truly crapulous.

The grade I got on my final was crapulous.

by LingDanc803 August 16, 2023