333 definitions by LingDanc803

Deception party

Another way of saying or expressing “surprise party” because of all of the lies necessary to make a surprise party happen. Also known as a deceit party because of the deceit/deception.

They threw me a deception party and I hated it.

Do not do a deception party please.

Sometimes a deception party is really fun.

by LingDanc803 November 8, 2023

Roachella

The shittier “roach” version of Coachella.

You went to Roachella because you’re a loser!

Gross, Roachella is for the roaches

by LingDanc803 July 5, 2023

Traumanager

This is an alternate term for an unfit parent or a manager who causes trauma.

I am so sorry to hear about your traumanager. That sounds awful.

My traumanager "raised" me and ruined my life.

My traumanager is terrible.

by LingDanc803 February 13, 2023

Traumanager

This is an alternate term for an unfit parent or a manager who causes trauma.

I am so sorry to hear about your traumanager. That sounds awful.

My traumanager "raised" me and ruined my life.

My traumanager is terrible.

by LingDanc803 February 13, 2023

broomsmaid

A bridesmaid and groom combined.

I am a broomsmaid of this wedding.

I have never met a broomsmaid before.

by LingDanc803 October 4, 2023

broomsmaids

Bridesmaids and grooms combined (plural of broomsmaid).

We are broomsmaids of this wedding.

I have never met so many broomsmaids before.

by LingDanc803 October 4, 2023

Friendstituting

Similar to friendstitution, this is the action (and combination of words prostituting and friend(s)) when someone goes looking for to make new friends endlessly, like a prostitute looking for sex.

It can also mean when one institutes friendship due to having common ground.

Omg, he’s friendstituting at the club again, he has so many friends, it’s ridiculous!

We bonded over linguistics, it was true friendstituting at its finest!

by LingDanc803 December 21, 2022