A beer that miraculously achieves greatness not through taste, but by riding the coattails of its surroundings. It’s the liquid equivalent of "location, location, location." Its primary flavor notes include disappointment and misplaced enthusiasm.
Andy, the self-proclaimed beer connoisseur, sipped on a Miller Lite while lounging on the OCMD beach and gushed about its "effervescent, jizz like mouth feel," solidifying his status as the Einstein of atmosphere beers and an idiot for thinking filthy, sandy toes improve hops and barley.
by Lil Jizzie July 19, 2024
A highly versatile towel commonly discovered in the wilds of disc golf courses, initially designed for the noble purpose of scrubbing muck off discs but often found harboring suspicious stains that suggest a more adventurous past involving the clean up and collection of outdoor ejaculate. Born from the fertile minds of disc golf enthusiasts, "jizz rag" creatively merges "jizz" (a colloquial term for reproductive fluid) with "rag" (a cloth for wiping), conjuring an image that is as perplexing as it is eyebrow-raising.
Encountering a jizz rag in its natural habitat (typically near a basket or tangled in foliage) can provoke a range of reactions from laughter to awkward discomfort, prompting existential reflections on hygiene and the mysteries of life. All jizz rags should be approached with caution and preferably with gloves.
Encountering a jizz rag in its natural habitat (typically near a basket or tangled in foliage) can provoke a range of reactions from laughter to awkward discomfort, prompting existential reflections on hygiene and the mysteries of life. All jizz rags should be approached with caution and preferably with gloves.
Amar's oblivious use of a jizz rag as a makeshift headband led to an awkward silence that could only be broken by nervous laughter.
We all watched in horror when Amar gleefully picked up a jizz rag on the ground and aggressively wiped his mouth with it after finishing his beef jerky and atmosphere beer.
We all watched in horror when Amar gleefully picked up a jizz rag on the ground and aggressively wiped his mouth with it after finishing his beef jerky and atmosphere beer.
by Lil Jizzie July 27, 2024
A delightfully idiotic, wildly immature ambush in which you ask a walking companion, “Do you know George?” Then, without mercy or hesitation, you launch them into the nearest bush like a human lawn dart. Bonus points if it’s thorny, muddy, or in front of someone attractive. Double bonus points if they lose a shoe, spill a coffee, cry, or land on discarded vape cartridges. Elite-level players scream “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!” while fleeing the scene like a war criminal avoiding international court.
Cultural Note: Despite the name, this has nothing to do with the presidents—unless you're also referring to unsolicited invasions, questionable judgment, or getting wrecked in foreign terrain.
Regional Variations:
* Philly Bushwhack: Same move, but the bush is replaced with a trash pile and the assailant shouts, “E-A-G-L-E-S!” while doing it.
* University of Delaware “Blue Hen Bush Special”: The perp waits until the victim is drunk off Natty Light and Wawa sandwiches, then screams “YO YOU KNOW GEORGE?” and flings them into a bush outside Perkins Student Center. Often followed by campus police pretending not to care because it’s Tuesday.
* The Portland Pruner: Done while wearing flannel and sipping ethically sourced cold brew. Victim must apologize after being shoved for blocking the bike lane.
Cultural Note: Despite the name, this has nothing to do with the presidents—unless you're also referring to unsolicited invasions, questionable judgment, or getting wrecked in foreign terrain.
Regional Variations:
* Philly Bushwhack: Same move, but the bush is replaced with a trash pile and the assailant shouts, “E-A-G-L-E-S!” while doing it.
* University of Delaware “Blue Hen Bush Special”: The perp waits until the victim is drunk off Natty Light and Wawa sandwiches, then screams “YO YOU KNOW GEORGE?” and flings them into a bush outside Perkins Student Center. Often followed by campus police pretending not to care because it’s Tuesday.
* The Portland Pruner: Done while wearing flannel and sipping ethically sourced cold brew. Victim must apologize after being shoved for blocking the bike lane.
"Rachel asked Maggie if she knew George, then full-body tackled her into a goddamn holly bush. She knows George now. Intimately. And he’s a prick."
“Bro, I was vibing after a bong rip and Parker hit me with a George Bush—now I’ve got a branch in my ass and trust issues for life.”
“Bro, I was vibing after a bong rip and Parker hit me with a George Bush—now I’ve got a branch in my ass and trust issues for life.”
by Lil Jizzie May 08, 2025