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asiafrica

A combination of two continents: "Asia" and "Africa." Used by ignorant fools who failed 3rd grade geography.
Teacher, addressing her class: Now, can anybody tell me where Zimbabwe is?
Classmate: Ooh, I know this one!
Teacher: Alright, then. Tell us.
Classmate: The country of Zimbabwe is in Asiafrica!
Teacher, to herself: Sigh...why is murder illegal?
by Like, An Actual Linguist July 1, 2017
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umgasm

An orgasm that is, well, um...unsatisfactory?
Boyfriend: BITCH, YES! I'M GONNA CUM!
Girlfriend: Um...what?
Boyfriend: WHAT'S THE MATTER, BITCH?
Girlfriend: Yeah...yeah, I think I just had an umgasm.
by Like, An Actual Linguist July 1, 2017
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