it's your funeral

if you do it, you will suffer all the consequences!

Go ahead, buy that worthless piece of junk. It's your funeral!

by Light Joker May 11, 2005

pecker

the penis(see also, cock, pecker tracks, peckerwood, and peckerhead)

His pecker was sore because he masturbated too much.

by Light Joker December 05, 2004

come

and cum 1. semen or any fluid secreted at orgasm

2. to have an orgasm

Don't forget top clean your come off the couch.

by Light Joker February 22, 2006

factoid

a presumed fact(based on other words with the suffix -oid)

He insisted on using factoids for his report instead of relying on known facts.

by Light Joker October 26, 2004

I'll make you eat those words

I will make you take back what you just said

Warrior: Mages are so bad in battle they would just hinder progress.

Mage: I'll make you eat those words.

by Light Joker March 17, 2004

preppy

1. a student or graduate of a preparatory school

2. in the manner of a student or graduate of a preparatory school

That preppy is nothing but a spoiled brat.

by Light Joker May 27, 2006

zip gun

a makeshift handgun made in one's own home

He's got a zip gun, be careful.

by Light Joker May 27, 2007