slam

1. a prison

2. to criticize someone or something

3. force the basketball through the hoop

Stop slamming Paris Hilton. She didn't want that video to be released.

by Light Joker May 18, 2006

cream your jeans

(variants: pants or silkies may replace jeans, in may be added) to orgasm in your pants due to excessive sexual excitement(the second variant is said of females)

Did looking at her big breasts make you cream your jeans?

by Light Joker June 01, 2006

undies

underwear, especially women's underware

Her undies were clearly stained.

by Light Joker August 18, 2005

eight-hundred-pound gorilla

(variants: nine-hundred or six-hundred may replace eight- hundred)

A very powerful force

He went from a wuss to an eight-hundred-pound gorilla.

by Light Joker November 19, 2005

white lightning

raw and inferior whiskey (see also rotgut, panther piss)

Just one shot of white lightning and he was plastered to the wall.

by Light Joker September 22, 2005

One hit wonder

New defintion; An urbandictionary user who has contributed only one defintion.

Sometimnes, a one hit wonder's definition is just something that flatters thier boyfriend or girlfriend.

by Light Joker August 15, 2004

hit the fan

to become publicly known(see also the shit hits the fan)

We better edit this story before it hits the fan.

by Light Joker February 22, 2005