booty

1. stolen treasure or goods

2. the buttocks

When the pirate spotted the treasure he yelled "booty" to tell the captain that he had found it.

by Light Joker October 25, 2004

elbow grease

physical effort, exertion

All it takes to get things done is a little elbow grease.

by Light Joker September 24, 2005

noogie

a painful rubbing of the scalp with the knuckles

He tried to give my friend a noogie and got in trouble for it.

by Light Joker December 18, 2004

California Christmas tree

a palm tree decorated like a Christmas tree(palm trees are plentiful in California, Florida and other states with similar climates)

His parents did not believe in using artifical trees. However, no evergeen trees grew where they came form. The solution was to get a California Christmas tree.

by Light Joker December 15, 2004

knock it off

stop it, desist (often a stern command)

Knock it off you freaking scallywags.

by Light Joker October 17, 2005

pinch a loaf

to defecate(see also take a dump)

If you will excuse me, I have to pinch a loaf.

by Light Joker January 11, 2005

wake up and smell the coffee

to become aware and take action before it's too late

Our party keeps losing the presidential election. Wake up and smell the coffee.

by Light Joker October 13, 2006