Definitions by Light Joker

touched 

1. flattered, honored

2. drug or alcohol intoxicated

3. crazy

This guy here is a little touched.

touched by Light Joker November 8, 2006

down 

1. depressed

2. inoperative (said of machines)

3. to eat or drink something quickly

4. satisafactory

I am feeling so down about the results of the test.

down by Light Joker November 7, 2006

square 

1. dull or uncool

2. a dull or uncool person

3. a conventional cigarette

4. to work out one's problems with someone

That square has no idea what he He is saying.

square by Light Joker November 6, 2006

innie 

a navel that recedes and does not protrude

An innie seems to be more common that outie.

innie by Light Joker November 5, 2006

aggie 

1. agricultural

2. a student of an agricultural collage training program (such as a student of Texas A&M

Around there you always run in one aggie after another.

aggie by Light Joker November 4, 2006

number two 

an act of defacation, a bowel movement

Remeber to take the dog outside so he can do number two.

number two by Light Joker November 3, 2006

upholstered 

obese, fat, plump, overwieght

If you were not so upholstered you would fit in the seats better.

upholstered by Light Joker November 3, 2006