joker

1. a hidden cost qualification or other obstacle

2. someone who tries tries to be funny

3. a man, a fellow(mainly Brittish)
Just remember that there is always a chance you will find a joker in the deck.
by Light Joker August 29, 2007
mugGet the jokermug.

hate somone's guts

to hate sombody with a passion
He got into a fight with the street gang because he hated thier guts.
by Light Joker October 21, 2004
mugGet the hate somone's gutsmug.

blooper

1. an error

2. an embarrassing error that has to be removed from the show or movie.
Many videos and DVDs allow you to view the bloopers that were removed when the movie was made.
by Light Joker June 16, 2005
mugGet the bloopermug.

bleeding heart

1. a person who is excessively sympathetic to the a plight of a person or group of people

2. a emotionally concerned person

(from the religous picture of the bleeding heart of jesus)
He called me a bleeding heart when he I told him about how bad that place was and how the residents suffered.
by Light Joker August 01, 2007
mugGet the bleeding heartmug.

tart

a promiscuous woman, especially a prostitute (see also hoochie)
She is nothing but a god-damn tart.
by Light Joker August 09, 2005
mugGet the tartmug.

lay a fart

(variants: cut, let, rip, or crack may replace lay)

to flatuate
He laid the worst fart I had ever smelled.
by Light Joker July 29, 2005
mugGet the lay a fartmug.

sight gag

a joke that depends entirely on what is seen
They are known for using sight gags to the point of redundancy.
by Light Joker November 14, 2005
mugGet the sight gagmug.