ID

1. an identity card

2. any means of identification

I wanted a library card but I forgot my ID.

by Light Joker October 23, 2005

on a roll

in the midst of a series of successes

Man, I,m on a roll today. I'd be glad to help anyone who is not doing so well.

by Light Joker April 13, 2007

ass-wipe

1. toilet paper

2. a worthless or annoying person

I can't believe were out of ass-wipe.

by Light Joker November 27, 2006

Zombie

a very stupid person(from a mindless undead creature portrayed in many fantasy and folklore situations)

That guy was such a zombie, it made Homer Simpson look like a genius.

by Light Joker October 07, 2004

pig

a police officer(originally underworld, derogatory)

Mobster: Boss, the pigs are outside, lets get out of here.

Mobster leader: Hide the money now!

by Light Joker September 25, 2004

hot wire

to start a car without the key

Some punk tried to hot wire my car.

by Light Joker April 03, 2006

sherlock

1.a person who is clver or perceptive(nearly always sarcastic, from the fictional detective Sherlock Holmes)

2. a friend (a reference to Holmes)

That's brilliant Sherlock. I never would have guessed.

by Light Joker February 22, 2007