god's dandruff

snow(from a joke about god having dandruff)

By the end of the day, the ground was covered in god's dandruff.

by Light Joker January 19, 2005

jam-packed

tightly packed, very crowded

That convention is jam-packed with geeks.

by Light Joker October 09, 2005

teenybopper

a young teenager, usually a girl

Teenyboppers a considered ditzy by some people.

by Light Joker November 13, 2006

do donuts

to repeatedly drive (a car) in a circle

The police found out that the car that was doing donuts in the parking lot had no driver.

by Light Joker September 04, 2005

take the piss out of

to mock, to make fun of

Don't take the piss out of a good cook.

by Light Joker December 21, 2005

break into assholes

to become frightened, to panic(a reference to the association between fear and the loosening of the bowels)

I really broke into assholes when my mom had another seizure.

by Light Joker November 03, 2004

Battle of the Bulge

the attempt to keep ones waistline normal(from a WWII battle)

This time I am winning the Battle of the Bulge.

by Light Joker June 06, 2005