coke-bottle glasses

extremely thick eyeglass lenses

That kid with the coke-bottle glasses may look funny but he has a bad attitude.

by Light Joker August 04, 2007

x marks the spot

This is the exact location (from the act of using an x to mark a location on a map)

I pointed to the location on the map and told the recruits "x marks the spot".

by Light Joker October 24, 2005

can

1. the head

2. a toilet

3. jail

4. to dismiss somone from employment

If I end up being late to work again, I will get canned for sure.

by Light Joker December 27, 2004

fumtu

very confused, botched (acronym, from fucked up more than usual, see also snafu)

This basketball game is fumtu.

by Light Joker November 16, 2005

poindexter

a bookish or studious person(usually a male)

That kid may look like a stereotypical poindexter, but his grades in science are rather low.

by Light Joker February 16, 2005

Zero

an insignificant person

The guy wants to be a hero, but as far as I am concerned he always be a zero.

by Light Joker January 23, 2005

hump day

wednesday (from the notion that it is the hump of the workweek)

Things will go very smoothly by hump day.

by Light Joker April 09, 2006