under the affluence of incohol

alcohol intoxicated, drunk (from a deliberate spoonerism on under the influence of alcohol)

I'll bet he's under the affluence of incohol by now.

by Light Joker March 30, 2007

men's room

a men's restroom, the restroom for intended for men and boys

Where is the men's room, I really have to go.

by Light Joker April 28, 2006

old skool

old fashioned, out of style

That show is so old skool.

by Light Joker March 01, 2005

(as) fat as a beached whale

very fat, exceedingly obese

My older half-sister in law was as fat as a beached whale.

by Light Joker December 06, 2004

Aunt Flo

a woman's menstrual period

Don't mind her. She's just mad because Aunt Flo is here and she's out of pads.

by Light Joker December 28, 2005

flip-flops

sandals that are made of a base, sole, and a strip that goes in between the toes

I would not advise wearing flip-flops on a nature hike.

by Light Joker July 08, 2005

emoticon

a symbol made from punctuation marks, used to denote emotion

Why do you need to use emoticons? Don't you know that we can tell you a thinking by what you write?

by Light Joker July 21, 2008