Light Joker's definitions

you scratch my back, I scratch yours

(variants: I'll may replace I)

let us be helpful to one another, let us cooperate

If you remeber to pay the bills, I will rember to do the laundry! You scratch my back, I scratch yours!

by Light Joker November 4, 2005

atomic wedgie

1. a instance of pulling up a person's underwear between their buttocks and over their head

2. any severe wedgie

Some say an atomic wedgie is an urban myth.

by Light Joker April 21, 2007

belly flop

a dive in which one strikes the water stomache first

After what happened last time, I am never going to do a belly flop again.

by Light Joker September 3, 2005

flip-flops

sandals that are made of a base, sole, and a strip that goes in between the toes

I would not advise wearing flip-flops on a nature hike.

by Light Joker July 8, 2005

Aunt Flo

a woman's menstrual period

Don't mind her. She's just mad because Aunt Flo is here and she's out of pads.

by Light Joker December 28, 2005

emoticon

a symbol made from punctuation marks, used to denote emotion

Why do you need to use emoticons? Don't you know that we can tell you a thinking by what you write?

by Light Joker July 21, 2008

(as) fat as a beached whale

very fat, exceedingly obese

My older half-sister in law was as fat as a beached whale.

by Light Joker December 6, 2004