Definitions by Light Joker

Janky 

A creature made in the video game, Dr. Muto, by the doctor himself. He is only seen in the movie before the game.

Janky; "Doctor, Doctor."

Muto; "Janky, no begging, just get your own snack."

Janky; " But Doctor, look."
(points out the window)

Muto; (looks out the window)
"What the ****?"

Janky by Light Joker July 2, 2004

S.O.B. 

A wretched and disgusting person.(From Son Of A Bitch.Not pronounced as a word)

I Hate it when those S.O.B.s call me things like Flowery, Pussy whipped, and a racist halfwit(I am against descriminating Blacks, Jews, Asians, Hispanics, and other races due to the fact that racism is unaccaptable) because I am not any of those things and this is a dictionary anyway.

S.O.B. by Light Joker July 1, 2004

Spider 

One of the most plentiful and successful organisms on the planet. they are most known for frightening people, and spinning silk. They are generally solitary creatures. They may be creepy looking, but they are facinating creatures when you look them up.

Not all spiders are poisinus. However, the venomous bites of the Black Widow and the Brown Recluse have been known to make people significantly ill.

Spider by Light Joker July 1, 2004

Witch's tit 

See (as) cold as hell

See as cold as hell

Witch's tit by Light Joker June 30, 2004

Frodnonag 

Backwords written version of Ganondorf. Used to refer to Phantom Ganon.

Frodnonag appears in Legend of Zelda; Ocarina Of Time, and Wind Waker.

Frodnonag by Light Joker June 29, 2004

freedom fries

The worst idea for making the people of the U.S. look patriotic ever.

Why would George W. Bushwah get the idea that French fries were actually named after the French anyway, which is beside the fact that there are many people in the U.S. that have French heritage.

freedom fries by Light Joker June 25, 2004

clouwn 

Any person who thinks they are funny but is not.
(from a deliberate misspelling of clown)

The Simpsons character Krusty the Clown tends to be portrayed as a bit of a clouwn in front of mature audiences.

clouwn by Light Joker June 24, 2004