someone's ass is grass

someone is finished, someone is through, someone is done for.

Private; Looks like somone spilled your cofee, sir.

Major; Well in that case, somones ass is grass.

by Light Joker July 06, 2004

Irish confetti

Bricks, stones and other objects thrown in a fight

I almost got hurt in the exchange of Irish confetti

by Light Joker August 03, 2007

on hold

suspended, postponed (from the button on a telephone marked hold, used to switch temporarily from the conversation)

Our vacation plans were on hold due to the lack of transportation.

by Light Joker September 28, 2005

Snooze

1. to sleep

2. something that induces sleep

It seemed that whenever Ash tried to use Charizard, it would always disobey him and take a snooze.

by Light Joker January 13, 2005

Queer beer

1. bad beer with low alcohol content.

2. any strange person.

3. a male homosexual(usually derogatory, resented by the homosexual community, an elaboration of queer)

The customers, who were tired of being served queer beer, eventually stopped coming to the tavern for their alcoholic beverages.

by Light Joker June 01, 2004

meat

The genitals. Can refer to the genitals of either sex.

Do not look at m meat like that.

by Light Joker June 21, 2004

clouwn

Any person who thinks they are funny but is not.
(from a deliberate misspelling of clown)

The Simpsons character Krusty the Clown tends to be portrayed as a bit of a clouwn in front of mature audiences.

by Light Joker June 24, 2004