Do your homework

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1. What teachers always blabber about.

2. An excuse from your parents just so that they can always get what they want while you do your homework, or maybe even do perverted things (see masturbate and sex).

Example 1:
Teacher: Do your homework

Kid: But I'm still at school, Mrs. Dick.

Teacher: Do your homework

Kid: But it's too early

Teacher: Do your homework

Kid: GODDAMN BITCH

Teacher: Michael! Now it's 2 hours detention for you!

Kid: Fuck.

Teacher: 3 hours!

Example 2:

Kid: Ahh, time to watch some porn while mom's not looki-

Mom: Michael, don't you have some homework to do?

Kid: But mom, can't I just-

Mom: DO YOUR HOMEWORK. NOW.

Kid: Darn.

-Kid walks away-

Mom: Hmm...PORN?! Oh, well...seems fun...

-masturbates while watching-

Do your homework by Light White Dragon October 18, 2011

do your homework

Do yo homework mean do your research and find information on me before you start talking to or about me and if and it’s not done I’m beating yo ass for lyin onna guys

“Do your homework on me already cracking her”

do your homework by realngadeez October 10, 2023

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I want to do your homework

1. The will to have sexual intercourse with someone.
2.Wanting to fuck the shit out of another person

A: God, i have so much homework to do for class tomorow.
B: Baby, i want to do your homework!

I want to do your homework by harriecunt February 15, 2009

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Artur why you not do your homework

This is a meme phrase from a tv series called a serbian film

It's mainly spread through discord and tiktok it's become a legendary meme

It's popular among meme legends that participated in "cum wars" and the "abusement park" gc

You can find it easily on discord

famous youtubers such as big nick, oompa loompa gaurdian, lebron cum juice v2 and tittysplitter have made these jokes famous

for the nerds artur is a character from the game zelda that gets referenced in a movie
Just to clarify artur is not a real person

Hey man you're taking too long don't pull a artur why you not do your homework on me
Yeah bruh

Bruh deez nutz you pulled it you idiot!
haha

Artur why you not do your homework by subaruwrx an tesla and toyot a December 6, 2021

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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