2 definitions by Lifestyle Specialist
Fanbag - girl who pretends to enjoy sports for the sole purpose of impressing a guy. Usually a girl with very little to offer and a guy who is probably gay and spends too much time in the football club showers.
James: Man, that Sarah gives me the shits always trying to watch the local sports game with us. How are we meant to make crude jokes and belch and fart with a girl around. She ruins game day.
Simon: Yeah. She is a real Fanbag. I think she is trying to get into Tony's pants.
James: Tony's gay brah. Haven't you seem him checking out your schlong in the showers after practice.
Simon: No way! I am showering in my board shorts from now on. Should we tell her Tony is gay so she fucks off?
James: Na man. It'll be funny when she finally figures it out. Then I can be her frustration fuck.
Simon: Yeah. She is a real Fanbag. I think she is trying to get into Tony's pants.
James: Tony's gay brah. Haven't you seem him checking out your schlong in the showers after practice.
Simon: No way! I am showering in my board shorts from now on. Should we tell her Tony is gay so she fucks off?
James: Na man. It'll be funny when she finally figures it out. Then I can be her frustration fuck.
by Lifestyle Specialist December 5, 2013
Adjective/Adverb
A highly versatile, flexible and all encompassing superlative used to indicate the quality, extent or some other subjectively measurable characteristic denominated in terms of "jooce". All things can be described in terms of joociness. It is this versatility that is probably it's greatest asset in everyday parlance.
Standard adjectival and adverbial suffixes can be applied. For example, joocy > joocier > and joociest.
Furthermore, in the written form, levels of jooce can be indicated by the addition of extra o's. For example, "joooooooocy" is much joocier than just "joocy". In the spoken form an elongated 'oo' sound to achieve the same end.
A highly versatile, flexible and all encompassing superlative used to indicate the quality, extent or some other subjectively measurable characteristic denominated in terms of "jooce". All things can be described in terms of joociness. It is this versatility that is probably it's greatest asset in everyday parlance.
Standard adjectival and adverbial suffixes can be applied. For example, joocy > joocier > and joociest.
Furthermore, in the written form, levels of jooce can be indicated by the addition of extra o's. For example, "joooooooocy" is much joocier than just "joocy". In the spoken form an elongated 'oo' sound to achieve the same end.
Example 1:
Rumoured to be heard by a Royal Guard at the London 2012 Olympics.
Queen Elizabeth II: "One can only believe that Jamaican runner Mister Bolt is the joociest athlete of all time."
Princess Kate: "One could only agree ma'am, and one would also go further to wager that he would give the stallions at Royal Ascot a run for their money in the sausage department. Nomsayin?"
Example 2:
Marcel: "Hey brah you should have seen Hannah's joocy gape after the late night BBC news edition."
Javier: "Gapers gonna gape brah."
Rumoured to be heard by a Royal Guard at the London 2012 Olympics.
Queen Elizabeth II: "One can only believe that Jamaican runner Mister Bolt is the joociest athlete of all time."
Princess Kate: "One could only agree ma'am, and one would also go further to wager that he would give the stallions at Royal Ascot a run for their money in the sausage department. Nomsayin?"
Example 2:
Marcel: "Hey brah you should have seen Hannah's joocy gape after the late night BBC news edition."
Javier: "Gapers gonna gape brah."
by Lifestyle Specialist January 10, 2014