Libertine 's definitions

Vehicular sodomy

Following the car in front of you too closely; tailgating.

The guy driving behind me was riding my bumper so closely that it could be classified as vehicular sodomy.

by Libertine October 5, 2005

barking up the wrong tree

Picking the wrong person, the most unlikely person, to do, listen, or accept something.

You're barking up the wrong tree if you think I want to become religious and go to church.

by Libertine October 10, 2005

hang around

to waste time, to loiter.

My friends and I hang around at the corner bar.

by Libertine October 10, 2005

hoof it

To travel by foot, to walk.

His car broke down, so he had to hoof it into town.

by Libertine October 4, 2005

flat tire

A person who is boring, a downer.

His date was such a flat tire that he snuck out the back door and ditched her at the restaurant.

by Libertine October 2, 2005

wankstain

1. A semen stain on clothing, particularly embarrassing for a male around the groin area. A stain possibly caused by a male accidentally ejaculating on ones self or sexual misadventure.

2. A derogatory term used to describe a person as nothing more than a disgusting semen stain.

1. Oh shit I dropped ice cream on my trousers and its going to look like a wankstain.

2. What a fucking wank stain.

by Libertine June 17, 2016

dragging anchor

How a person feels going about their normal activities after not getting enough sleep and having insomnia.

I was up all night with a cold, so I spent the next day at work dragging anchor.

by Libertine October 4, 2005