Li XiaoLong's definitions

Swillswop

The practice of showing a greta wine label to guests and serving a much cheaper one at dinner.

Wendy, did you ser that Greg showed us a premier cru but ended up pulling a swillswop and serving us a 2 buck chuck?

by Li XiaoLong August 6, 2022

googleator

A Googleator is a tool used to search for something on the internet. This is a generic term typically used when asking someone for a device to search (without having to ask for a "smart phone" or "tablet" or "laptop" or whatever). It simplifies the question without having to worry about what type of device they have.

"Hey Wendy, do you have your Googleator because I am trying to settle an argument and need to search the internet".

by Li XiaoLong June 9, 2016

Maskophelia

A psychiatric disorder where one finds a person wearing a face mask particularly sexually attractive.

Wendy thinks our son has Maskophelia because he finds face-mask wearing women particularly attractive.

by Li XiaoLong October 1, 2020

Fakadian

A person that calls themselves a Canadian, but really only bought a passport or affiliation.

Good afternoon my friendly fakadians, Wendy told me that you wanted to become citizens of Canada and thank you for your payment.

by Li XiaoLong November 21, 2020

Clinger

A typically large ball of feces hanging out of a dog's butt suspended on grass, or other strand, that won't release.

Hey Wendy, Bently has another clinger, your turn to remove it.

by Li XiaoLong June 9, 2018

melpyou

An abbreviated way to ask the question, "May I Help You?". Typically used by counter workers in the fast food industry, but not exclusively by them.

Good morning Wendy, welcome to McDonalds, melpyou?

by Li XiaoLong July 6, 2016

Antidickism

The practice of just being a great person to fellow humans.

Wendy, your children are great contributors to society and they say it is due to the practice of antidickism.

by Li XiaoLong October 30, 2020