Clinger

A typically large ball of feces hanging out of a dog's butt suspended on grass, or other strand, that won't release.

Hey Wendy, Bently has another clinger, your turn to remove it.

by Li XiaoLong June 09, 2018

Swillswop

The practice of showing a greta wine label to guests and serving a much cheaper one at dinner.

Wendy, did you ser that Greg showed us a premier cru but ended up pulling a swillswop and serving us a 2 buck chuck?

by Li XiaoLong August 06, 2022

Fakadian

A person that calls themselves a Canadian, but really only bought a passport or affiliation.

Good afternoon my friendly fakadians, Wendy told me that you wanted to become citizens of Canada and thank you for your payment.

by Li XiaoLong November 21, 2020

Antidickism

The practice of just being a great person to fellow humans.

Wendy, your children are great contributors to society and they say it is due to the practice of antidickism.

by Li XiaoLong October 30, 2020

melpyou

An abbreviated way to ask the question, "May I Help You?". Typically used by counter workers in the fast food industry, but not exclusively by them.

Good morning Wendy, welcome to McDonalds, melpyou?

by Li XiaoLong July 06, 2016

Papertoweling

The process of cleaning a simple spill, a mess in a car, or a kitchen after a chilli bakeoff with a roll of paper towel.

Hey Wendy, the dogs just puked in the kitchen, time for a papertoweling.

by Li XiaoLong August 14, 2018

polldangled

The practice of creating polls to show that a group is ahead of another with the intent of raising more support from the target group and discouraging the opponent.

What a great result Wendy, we certainly polldangled them to the point where they didn't bother voting.

by Li XiaoLong November 05, 2020