Li XiaoLong's definitions

melpyou

An abbreviated way to ask the question, "May I Help You?". Typically used by counter workers in the fast food industry, but not exclusively by them.

Good morning Wendy, welcome to McDonalds, melpyou?

by Li XiaoLong July 6, 2016

Clinger

A typically large ball of feces hanging out of a dog's butt suspended on grass, or other strand, that won't release.

Hey Wendy, Bently has another clinger, your turn to remove it.

by Li XiaoLong June 9, 2018

Fakadian

A person that calls themselves a Canadian, but really only bought a passport or affiliation.

Good afternoon my friendly fakadians, Wendy told me that you wanted to become citizens of Canada and thank you for your payment.

by Li XiaoLong November 21, 2020

Gotting

The act of buying or otherwise collecting stuff.

Hey Wendy, the credit card bill indicates some great gotting last month.

by Li XiaoLong September 25, 2020

Antidickism

The practice of just being a great person to fellow humans.

Wendy, your children are great contributors to society and they say it is due to the practice of antidickism.

by Li XiaoLong October 30, 2020

polldangled

The practice of creating polls to show that a group is ahead of another with the intent of raising more support from the target group and discouraging the opponent.

What a great result Wendy, we certainly polldangled them to the point where they didn't bother voting.

by Li XiaoLong November 5, 2020

Maskophelia

A psychiatric disorder where one finds a person wearing a face mask particularly sexually attractive.

Wendy thinks our son has Maskophelia because he finds face-mask wearing women particularly attractive.

by Li XiaoLong October 1, 2020