Definitions by Li XiaoLong

Swillswop 

The practice of showing a greta wine label to guests and serving a much cheaper one at dinner.

Wendy, did you ser that Greg showed us a premier cru but ended up pulling a swillswop and serving us a 2 buck chuck?

Swillswop by Li XiaoLong August 6, 2022

Fakadian 

A person that calls themselves a Canadian, but really only bought a passport or affiliation.

Good afternoon my friendly fakadians, Wendy told me that you wanted to become citizens of Canada and thank you for your payment.

Fakadian by Li XiaoLong November 21, 2020

polldangled 

The practice of creating polls to show that a group is ahead of another with the intent of raising more support from the target group and discouraging the opponent.

What a great result Wendy, we certainly polldangled them to the point where they didn't bother voting.

polldangled by Li XiaoLong November 5, 2020

Antidickism 

The practice of just being a great person to fellow humans.

Wendy, your children are great contributors to society and they say it is due to the practice of antidickism.

Antidickism by Li XiaoLong October 30, 2020

Maskophelia 

A psychiatric disorder where one finds a person wearing a face mask particularly sexually attractive.

Wendy thinks our son has Maskophelia because he finds face-mask wearing women particularly attractive.

Maskophelia by Li XiaoLong October 1, 2020

Gotting 

The act of buying or otherwise collecting stuff.

Hey Wendy, the credit card bill indicates some great gotting last month.

Gotting by Li XiaoLong September 25, 2020

Papertoweling 

The process of cleaning a simple spill, a mess in a car, or a kitchen after a chilli bakeoff with a roll of paper towel.

Hey Wendy, the dogs just puked in the kitchen, time for a papertoweling.

Papertoweling by Li XiaoLong August 14, 2018