Definitions by LeroyLooselips

Skeetlejuice 

A girl who is a squirter, who shows up to places uninvited to spray whoever she can convince to open the flood gates as though she heard her name called 3 times.

Skeetlejuice showed up rite as her name was mentioned and soaked the couch.

Skeetlejuice by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019

Die Hard Rita

The most severe of all diarrhea. Unrelenting and persistent like Bruce Willis in the movie Die Hard, this is the kind of diarrhea that will stop at nothing to escape from one’s asshole. An anal flame thrower.

Feels like I’m going to shit flames and razor blades when Die Hard Rita attacks.

Die Hard Rita by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019

Lip Gloss

The “Lip Gloss” is the female version of the male’s “Tea Bag”. The female waits for her prey to pass out from bad decisions, then proceeds to dunk the JJ flaps on the victim’s lips and rubs them vigorously on the unsuspecting victim. Also not limited to male prey, the female is heartless cold species who feeds on souls.

Yo, I passed out at this party and this bitch “lip glossed” me!!

Lip Gloss by LeroyLooselips October 23, 2017