Ultimate historian

Ultimate historian is the title for anyone who will be able to achieve the finale goal of all who study history:
ability to predict the future based on knowledge of the past.
finally! I did it! I became the Ultimate historian, now I know how to make my country great again!
by Leo of the Харків April 08, 2023
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tmrw

tmrw is short for "tomorrow" (meaning: the next day) is mostly used by gamers
see you tmrw at 17:00
by Leo of the Харків July 13, 2024
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snails

"snails" is the common name for non-existent ridiculous currencies from fiction books, movies and video-games.
this magic potion is so expensive! it costs 100 snails!
by Leo of the Харків April 08, 2023
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defenestree

A person who was thrown out of a window, or a person who's political power was taken away in an instant (or both). the word comes from the word "defenestration"
The defenestree has landed in a pile of garbage, and thus survived the act of defenestration
by Leo of the Харків September 12, 2023
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Ethical masturbation

Ethical masturbation does NOT refer to a literal act of masturbation performed ethically, rather, it refers to an act of self loathing and self deprecation done with the goal to ease one's mind, it is often done as follows (conversation example):

Ethical masturbator: oh no, big bad me did a big bad thing
a normal person: maybe do something about it, then?
Ethical masturbator: no, I will just sit here and talk myself down so that I feel like I have been true to myself and so I won't feel guilty about something-bad-that-I-did/something-bad-that-just-happened-on-it's-own even despite the fact that I did nothing to fix it.

another form of Ethical masturbation is doing the same exact thing but rather than just indulging in self-loathing, one might also start asking supernatural entities (gods, spirits, ETC) for forgiveness
just saying that you are bad won't fix things, it's not remorse - it's Ethical masturbation
by Leo of the Харків December 29, 2024
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British shame

is what any pilot of any aircraft feels after being handed their ass by Germans in ANY context, be it a videogame, a sport or a real fight
damn, Germans shot down my plain again, ti's such a British shame
by Leo of the Харків February 10, 2024
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Karen's dozen

a dozen is 12, baker's dozen is 13
a mad Karen caused havoc at a store saying that dozen is 50, and since than - "Karen's dozen" = 50
how many burgers did you sell last night, Joe? I sold 3 Karen's dozens (150)
by Leo of the Харків February 05, 2024
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