Dragonite, this pokemon is the pre-evolution of Dragonair, unfortunatley, to own this bad-boy, you have to capture a Dratini and train up a shit-load of levels till you get the almighty Dragonite. Do watch out for its Hyper Beam move, as it will fuck you up royal.
Your Dragonair just evolved to a Dragonite!
Gamer : Shit yeah! Get out of my way niggers or I will Hyper Beam yo ass!
Gamer : Shit yeah! Get out of my way niggers or I will Hyper Beam yo ass!
by Legs You Legend October 29, 2009
Metapod, a dud pokemon. This pokemon just sits there and all he can do is harden. This pokemon defies the laws of physics to stand up considering its crescent shape.
by Legs You Legend October 28, 2009
Blastoise, a pre- evolution of the pokemon Wartortle. This pokemon looks super badass and cool and its Hydro Pump will knock your fucking teeth out.
Blastoise just learned Hydro Pump!
Gamer : Everyone back the fuck up our I will Hydro Pump the shit out of your pokemon!
Gamer : Everyone back the fuck up our I will Hydro Pump the shit out of your pokemon!
by Legs You Legend October 29, 2009
Rattata, a usually always Lvl 3 piece of shit pokemon. It is always is the starting areas and they come up out of nowhere to fight you. No-one shows this pokemon respect as it is a weasel rat.
by Legs You Legend October 29, 2009
1. Ash just received an egg. Omg, the egg is hatching!
Togepi? What the fuck is this! All this pokemon can do is metronome - WHO THE FUCK USES METRONOME
Togepi? What the fuck is this! All this pokemon can do is metronome - WHO THE FUCK USES METRONOME
by Legs You Legend October 28, 2009
by Legs You Legend October 28, 2009
Voltorb, this pokemon is a giant dick. Your pokemon with own it, but is has the move 'Self - Destruct' and can easily wipe out one of your pokemon.
by Legs You Legend October 28, 2009