Rambo (2008)

Congrats You Somehow Made A Rambo Movie Featuring Rambo As Little As Possible. At this Point The Movie Should Be Called "Angry Australian Guy Who Dosent Like Anybody Including Sylvester Stallone" if you've seen the movie you know I'm telling the truth.

dude 1# "I'm going to go see Rambo (2008).
dude 2# "cool can I come?"
dude 1# "sure why not, but your paying for you own tickets."
"Time Pass Bye"
dude 1# "that movie bored me to death."
Skeleton 2# "Jaw Drops."

by Legobatman2139 May 23, 2021

Schrodinger's Friend

Schrodinger's Friend is a friend that is more like an enemy than a friend example: You: hey Joe how's it going?
Joe: get lost loser
You: good day to you too.

just did

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by Legobatman2139 June 20, 2021

Rescue

I'm here to save a man who was last seen here in the urban directory and last heard when they sent an sos called "help" I'll report in if I find anything thing Bravo Out-

Report #1: I've yet to spot anyone or anything + There are so many words I'm loosing my mind. I'm gonna go check out the lego isle Bravo Out

Report #2: IVE FOUND SOMETHING not much but... Its just an empty water bottle I'm Getting Close Bravo Out

Report #3: i i Found him he's just a pile of bones i can't believe it.... Jesus

Report #4: this is my 3rd time calling pickup team i don't know why there not responding. I'm running low on water if they don't pick up soon I'm gonna have to send out a SOS so somebody can rescue me .. Jesus Christ. Bravo Out

-END OF MESSAGE-

by Legobatman2139 June 21, 2021

The Lego Batman Movie

A movie about Lego batman what more could you want from this glories masterpiece of a film "Maby a squeal" you might ask well my friend you'll have to wait until 2022 if you see this in the future know that your very lucky.

Bro1:bro i went to go see the lego batman movie last night and it was so "ePic".
Bro2:bro thats "epic".

by Legobatman2139 October 06, 2020

Lego Batman 3 Beyond Gotham

i love batman games but this one this one in particular IS NOT GOOD Basically in some levels your not even batman this game should be called Lego Justice league like common. it dose have more characters better graphics but that's every game this shouldn't be a Lego Batman Game (DLC's good tho).

Bro1: bro wanna play Lego Batman 3 Beyond Gotham.
Bro2: No Bro i don't want to play any more stupid Lego Games.

by Legobatman2139 October 06, 2020

Lego Batman The Videogame

An amazing piece of work that's has a few minor issues but that's ok because its 8 years old and still holds up. By the way its way better than Lego batman- more like Lego justice league 3.

Bro1: hey bro Whana play Lego batman The VideoGame
Bro2: Sure bro im gonna go get my ps3/xbox360.
Bro1: alright bro.
Bro2; Alright bro im back.
Bro1: cool bro.
Plugs in consle
Bro1: This is Gonna Be so Cool bro.
Bro2: yeah bro.
Game: NO
Bro:1&2 That was so fun bro yeah bro :(.

by Legobatman2139 September 28, 2020

The Death Of PornHub

Pornhub oh how you've fallen in one night you had over 6 million videos but then exactly at April 3rd 2:30am you deleted 5 million videos in the span of 2 minutes all because some creedy corporation ratted you out about your actual rape underage porn copyrighted movies and content reposted thousands of times. Millions of people were forced to fondle them selves in google images and other (w e b s i t e s). eventually all that illegal stuff will come back tho. but it will never be the same.

Me: Man I Cant Wait To Jerk Off To My Favorite PornHub Video
*Goes Incognito mode*
*Types In PornHub*
*Clicks On PornHub*
*PornHub: Search 1,000,036 videos...*
*Types In Video Name: Video Dosent Show*
Me: wait no no,no,no No No NO NOOOO (lets out a Darth Vader noooooo)
Me: I guess this is The Death Of PornHub.

by Legobatman2139 June 21, 2021