18 definitions by LegendaryWølf

Daniel An

That one annoying tall guy that sneaks up behind you and deletes your tabs. One way to spot a Daniel An: Start playing games on your browser. Oh, and he’ll have to be a family friend.

Daniel An: Boooo!
Random kid: Shut up I’m studying.
Daniel An: Too bad I’m deleting your textbook tabs.

by LegendaryWølf April 7, 2022

Cult of Bob

The Cult of Bob is a cult in which people praise Bob the Almighty, in a religion known as Bobism.

Guy: Have you heard of the Cult of Bob?
Guy 2: Oh yeah! I’m in it!
Guy: What do you do in there?
Guy 2: Build temples, worship, invite people, climb the wall, do rituals…
Guy: Pls let me join…

by LegendaryWølf April 9, 2022

Wall of 69 Blocks

Bob’s Holy Wall. Bob the Almighty’s wall. HOLY. WALL. MUST CLIMB.

The Wall of 69 Blocks is straight ahead. NOW CLIMB IT.

by LegendaryWølf September 6, 2022

Sunlillies

Do not fall for this deceiving name, fellow Bobists! For Sunlillies is an enemy of Bob. She has cursed Wi-Fi, the most important disciple of Bob!

To war, fellow Bobists! For Sunlillies has betrayed us for an unimportant objective. We must shake the very foundations of our enemy, and teach them a lesson they will never forget.

by LegendaryWølf April 13, 2022

HOLY

Bob the Holy. You will be a part of Bob Cult if you accept the HOLY.

Bobist: Accept HOLY!
Atheist: NO.
Bob the Holy: HOLY LIGHT BLURSE YOU.

by LegendaryWølf October 5, 2022

Wifi

Disciple of Bob the Almighty, you must offer and pray to it if you want fast connection.

Let us sacrifice to Wifi!

by LegendaryWølf September 24, 2022

The Rituals of Bob

It is most commonly practiced by believers of Bob the Almighty. The most common ritual, an offering, is by sacrificing to Bob, and his son, Rob. It is also used when people repent, praise, or just want a blessing for the day. The ritual must be done under the T-pose, with the Boble and Ritual Book on either side, symbolizing holiness.

To repent, you must sacrifice to both Bob, Rob, and the useless son, Cob. The Rituals of Bob must specifically align with the Ritual Book’s words.

by LegendaryWølf April 7, 2022