Bob the Almighty

Bob the Almighty is a very well-respected god. To please him, read the Boble and climb the 69-block tall wall.

“Oh Bob the Almighty, please accept me as your servant!” The book of Hel, Boble.

by LegendaryWølf April 06, 2022

Bok

The sound of a true chicken.

Bokbokbokbokbok
-the chicken in the backyard before it was eaten by the dog, 2022-2022

by LegendaryWølf October 13, 2022

Blurse

Blessed and cursed at the same time. Mostly used by Bobists.

Bob: I WILL BLURSE YOU.
Random meme: *becomes blursed*

by LegendaryWølf October 05, 2022

Boble

The Bible of Bob and his son, Rob.

“He claims we are the Messiah!” The Book of Rob, Boble.

by LegendaryWølf April 07, 2022

Wifi

Disciple of Bob the Almighty, you must offer and pray to it if you want fast connection.

Let us sacrifice to Wifi!

by LegendaryWølf September 24, 2022

The Rituals of Bob

It is most commonly practiced by believers of Bob the Almighty. The most common ritual, an offering, is by sacrificing to Bob, and his son, Rob. It is also used when people repent, praise, or just want a blessing for the day. The ritual must be done under the T-pose, with the Boble and Ritual Book on either side, symbolizing holiness.

To repent, you must sacrifice to both Bob, Rob, and the useless son, Cob. The Rituals of Bob must specifically align with the Ritual Book’s words.

by LegendaryWølf April 07, 2022

The Book of Rob

This is a book of the Boble, of Bob the Almighty, also known as Bob the Lord. This is the first book of the Boble, as it introduces the Boble to new readers and High Priests alike.

The Book of Rob in the Boble is written by Bob’s son, Rob.

by LegendaryWølf April 07, 2022