LegendaryWølf's definitions

Sunlillies

Do not fall for this deceiving name, fellow Bobists! For Sunlillies is an enemy of Bob. She has cursed Wi-Fi, the most important disciple of Bob!

To war, fellow Bobists! For Sunlillies has betrayed us for an unimportant objective. We must shake the very foundations of our enemy, and teach them a lesson they will never forget.

by LegendaryWølf April 12, 2022

Bob the Almighty

Bob the Almighty is a very well-respected god. To please him, read the Boble and climb the 69-block tall wall.

“Oh Bob the Almighty, please accept me as your servant!” The book of Hel, Boble.

by LegendaryWølf April 6, 2022

Wifi

Disciple of Bob the Almighty, you must offer and pray to it if you want fast connection.

Let us sacrifice to Wifi!

by LegendaryWølf September 23, 2022

Zihan

A very murderous person. Must be born in Aries. Likes games, bloody Webtoons, and roasting people.

Zihan likes to murder people. She also just started playing a certain game on a browser.

by LegendaryWølf April 10, 2022

Daniel An

That one annoying tall guy that sneaks up behind you and deletes your tabs. One way to spot a Daniel An: Start playing games on your browser. Oh, and he’ll have to be a family friend.

Daniel An: Boooo!
Random kid: Shut up I’m studying.
Daniel An: Too bad I’m deleting your textbook tabs.

by LegendaryWølf April 7, 2022

The Rituals of Bob

It is most commonly practiced by believers of Bob the Almighty. The most common ritual, an offering, is by sacrificing to Bob, and his son, Rob. It is also used when people repent, praise, or just want a blessing for the day. The ritual must be done under the T-pose, with the Boble and Ritual Book on either side, symbolizing holiness.

To repent, you must sacrifice to both Bob, Rob, and the useless son, Cob. The Rituals of Bob must specifically align with the Ritual Book’s words.

by LegendaryWølf April 6, 2022

Boble

The Bible of Bob and his son, Rob.

“He claims we are the Messiah!” The Book of Rob, Boble.

by LegendaryWølf April 6, 2022