Wifi

Disciple of Bob the Almighty, you must offer and pray to it if you want fast connection.
Let us sacrifice to Wifi!
by LegendaryWølf September 23, 2022
mugGet the Wifimug.

Zihan

A very murderous person. Must be born in Aries. Likes games, bloody Webtoons, and roasting people.
Zihan likes to murder people. She also just started playing a certain game on a browser.
by LegendaryWølf April 10, 2022
mugGet the Zihanmug.

Bob the Almighty

Bob the Almighty is a very well-respected god. To please him, read the Boble and climb the 69-block tall wall.
“Oh Bob the Almighty, please accept me as your servant!” The book of Hel, Boble.
by LegendaryWølf April 6, 2022
mugGet the Bob the Almightymug.

LegendaryWølf

That one noob who has a weird nickname. Also the one player in the game who quit halfway because of screen time. Also also part of the Bob Cult (the cult in which people worship and sacrifice to Bob the Almighty, also known as Bob the Lord). LegendaryWølf is insanely good at messing up.
Omg, is that LegendaryWølf on my hole.io server?! They absolutely SUCK!
by LegendaryWølf April 8, 2022
mugGet the LegendaryWølfmug.

Sunlillies

Do not fall for this deceiving name, fellow Bobists! For Sunlillies is an enemy of Bob. She has cursed Wi-Fi, the most important disciple of Bob!
To war, fellow Bobists! For Sunlillies has betrayed us for an unimportant objective. We must shake the very foundations of our enemy, and teach them a lesson they will never forget.
by LegendaryWølf April 12, 2022
mugGet the Sunlilliesmug.

Bok

Bokbokbokbokbok
-the chicken in the backyard before it was eaten by the dog, 2022-2022
by LegendaryWølf October 13, 2022
mugGet the Bokmug.

The Rituals of Bob

It is most commonly practiced by believers of Bob the Almighty. The most common ritual, an offering, is by sacrificing to Bob, and his son, Rob. It is also used when people repent, praise, or just want a blessing for the day. The ritual must be done under the T-pose, with the Boble and Ritual Book on either side, symbolizing holiness.
To repent, you must sacrifice to both Bob, Rob, and the useless son, Cob. The Rituals of Bob must specifically align with the Ritual Book’s words.
by LegendaryWølf April 6, 2022
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