Lee Tatlock's definitions

Wum Cum

A womans sexual juices

"Theres a big wet patch of wum cum on my quilt"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Little Thief

Alternate name for "Little Chef" restaurants that reflects their outrageous prices for such tiny portions of foul tasting food

"I'm so hungry i could even eat at the little thief right now"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Toof monster

A person who looks like they've got too many teeth to fit in thier mouth.

"Eww did you just kiss that toof monster"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Fannyitous

1.A male who has lots of sex is said to have fannyitous - to be addicted to women.
2.Genral vaginal desease.

"I'm itching like a mad man, i think i've caught fannyitous"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Jug Tug

To put your penis between someone’s breasts and bringing yourself to climax by thrusting for a few minuets.
Also Known as - Mammary Masturbation, Tit Wank, Bub Rub, Wap Slap - etc.

"I wouldn't mind a nice soapy jug tug off her"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Flim

Liverpudlian word for a five pound note.

"Lend us a flim"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Cloak of shame

A garment or item of cloathing that must be worn by the shamed.

"you have done wrong my son. you must now don the cloak of shame"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004