Lee Tatlock's definitions

Fannyitous

1.A male who has lots of sex is said to have fannyitous - to be addicted to women.
2.Genral vaginal desease.

"I'm itching like a mad man, i think i've caught fannyitous"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Toof monster

A person who looks like they've got too many teeth to fit in thier mouth.

"Eww did you just kiss that toof monster"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Little Thief

Alternate name for "Little Chef" restaurants that reflects their outrageous prices for such tiny portions of foul tasting food

"I'm so hungry i could even eat at the little thief right now"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

bimf

To break wind. To fart

"jesus!have you bimfed"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Cloak of shame

A garment or item of cloathing that must be worn by the shamed.

"you have done wrong my son. you must now don the cloak of shame"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Wum Cum

A womans sexual juices

"Theres a big wet patch of wum cum on my quilt"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Weebs

Extremely droopy mammaries that could both be grabed in one hand, thus creating a bunch of weebs

"Charlie Dimmock has got a right bunch of weebs"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004