Definitions by Lee Tatlock

bimf

To break wind. To fart

"jesus!have you bimfed"

bimf by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Cloak of shame 

A garment or item of cloathing that must be worn by the shamed.

"you have done wrong my son. you must now don the cloak of shame"

Cloak of shame by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Moominchild 

a fruity upper-class snob.

"may i introduce Sir.Moominchild Bookreport the 3rd"

Moominchild by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Wum Cum 

A womans sexual juices

"Theres a big wet patch of wum cum on my quilt"

Wum Cum by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Toof monster

A person who looks like they've got too many teeth to fit in thier mouth.

"Eww did you just kiss that toof monster"

Toof monster by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Yip 

Slang word for sperm used in the north-west of england.

"ARRRGH I've got yip in my eye!!"

Yip by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Little Thief

Alternate name for "Little Chef" restaurants that reflects their outrageous prices for such tiny portions of foul tasting food

"I'm so hungry i could even eat at the little thief right now"

Little Thief by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004