Definitions by Lee Tatlock

bimf

To break wind. To fart

"jesus!have you bimfed"

bimf by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Cloak of shame 

A garment or item of cloathing that must be worn by the shamed.

"you have done wrong my son. you must now don the cloak of shame"

Cloak of shame by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Moominchild 

a fruity upper-class snob.

"may i introduce Sir.Moominchild Bookreport the 3rd"

Moominchild by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Shlegs 

To have legs covered in shit from either not washing or stepping into a knee deep load of shit.

"my legs are covered in shit, i've got shlegs"

Shlegs by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Wum Cum 

A womans sexual juices

"Theres a big wet patch of wum cum on my quilt"

Wum Cum by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Weebs 

Extremely droopy mammaries that could both be grabed in one hand, thus creating a bunch of weebs

"Charlie Dimmock has got a right bunch of weebs"

Weebs by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Little Thief

Alternate name for "Little Chef" restaurants that reflects their outrageous prices for such tiny portions of foul tasting food

"I'm so hungry i could even eat at the little thief right now"

Little Thief by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004