thunderwear

Underwear for the extremely obese, those who make the earth tremble when they walk.
See also thunderbra, thunderthong, thunderpants.
Three hundred and fifty pound Herb's thunderwear was big enough to cover the infield at Yankee Stadium.
by Led Zeppole October 27, 2003
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body massage

A New Jersey slang expression for beating the hell out of someone with a baseball bat. Also known as a Jersey massage or a Louisville Slugger beatdown.
That asshole Tony's been hitting on my girlfriend again. A hardcore body massage, and a month in intensive care, should give him something else to think about.
by Led Zeppole March 11, 2004
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frickin critic

To be overly critical of another's speech or habits.
Jen said Rick was a frickin critic for constantly trying to correct the way she spoke.
by Led Zeppole October 04, 2003
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jacktation

When a woman masturbates a man's penis with her breasts. (derived from the word "lactation," when a woman secretes milk from her breasts.)
Rick was tired of handjobs, so Barb got him off with jacktation instead.
by Led Zeppole October 01, 2003
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Mexican morphine

An alternative name for tequila. Refers to its use as a painkiller by the poor and those without health insurance who cannot afford prescription painkillers.
When Sandy broke her finger, she killed the pain with Mexican morphine.
by Led Zeppole November 25, 2003
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dreakfast

To eat leftovers from last night's dinner for breakfast. Dreakfast is a meal eaten almost exclusively by single men living alone between the ages of 20 and 45. Women generally find the concept of dreakfast disgusting. Derived from a combination of the words "dinner" and "breakfast." The first syllable also sounds like dreck, which means disgusting or awful.
Dave's girlfriend threw a fit when she found him eating last night's pizza and tacos for dreakfast.
by Led Zeppole October 05, 2003
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Sopranoland

A recent nickname (first heard in 2003) for northern New Jersey, generally used by residents of South Jersey. Refers to the popular HBO series The Sopranos which takes place in North Jersey.
I'm going to drive up the Turnpike to Sopranoland tonight to watch the Devils game.
by Led Zeppole December 29, 2003
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