Definitions by Led Zeppole

Mexican morphine 

An alternative name for tequila. Refers to its use as a painkiller by the poor and those without health insurance who cannot afford prescription painkillers.

When Sandy broke her finger, she killed the pain with Mexican morphine.

Mexican morphine by Led Zeppole November 25, 2003

penisillin 

Term usede to describe a male sexual organ that is in poor health. Derived from "penis" combined with the street slang term for something bad or broken, "illin."

That case of syphilis has got your penisillin.

penisillin by Led Zeppole November 23, 2003

Spedulance 

An alternative name for the "short bus" or "tart cart." Combines "sped" (special education) with "ambulance."

The special ed kids arrived at school each day in the spedulance.

Spedulance by Led Zeppole November 23, 2003

paragons of rocket science 

A sarcastic expression often used by management when referring to marginal employees.

Which paragons of rocket science do we have on the schedule today?

paragons of rocket science by Led Zeppole November 20, 2003

park a tiger on the rug

A New Zealand expression for vomiting.

If you do another shot of tequila, you're going to park a tiger on the rug!

park a tiger on the rug by Led Zeppole November 19, 2003

oxymoron 

A person who abuses the prescription painkiller OxyContin, also known as hillbilly heroin. A truly moronic oxymoron refers to OxyContin incorrectly as "oxycotton".

That oxymoron Jeff overdosed on OxyContin at a rave.

oxymoron by Led Zeppole November 19, 2003

Jihad Joe 

A Middle Eastern combat action figure; al-Qaeda's answer to GI Joe.

"Jihad Joe, Jihad Joe, fighting man from towel to toe!"

Jihad Joe by Led Zeppole November 18, 2003