Lazirus's definitions

lazarus

The correct spelling of my name that originated from the main character, Lazarus Long, in the novel "Time Enough For Love".

I will read only books writen by Robert A. Heinlein.

by lazirus July 6, 2004

Gotta catch 'em all

What you gotta do.

What you gotta do.

What you gotta do.

What you gotta do.

What you gotta do.

What you gotta do.

What you gotta do.

What you gotta do.

What you gotta do.

by lazirus July 6, 2004

genital platter

A man's penis and testicals. A term that I just made up about a minute and a half ago.

"So Jill, how was Jon's genital platter?"
"Unsatisfactory at best."
"He would be most displeased to hear you say that."
"It would please me if a bystander pulled me aside and told me that I should really do something about it! It shows that there are still conscientious humans left on the planet."
"Why do you say you were a bystander?"
"Well I might as well have been."

by lazirus July 6, 2004

Subliminal messages in a Britany Spears song

I decided to play "Hit me baby one more time" BACKWARDS, and you'll be astounded and truely amazed at what I found! The first sound on this definition is the results of my venture!

There is no written example for this you dumbass!
There is no written example for this you dumbass!

by lazirus July 6, 2004

Ice Cube

THE rap artist. His real name is O'Shea Jackson.

A good example of Ice Cube.

by Lazirus May 2, 2004