Lazerbrain 's definitions

Spasticunt

A deeply unpleasant and completely useless excuse for a human being.

'Dave broke his arm whilst trying to steal an old ladies hand bag, he's a proper spasticunt. '

by Lazerbrain August 15, 2017

Gliking

Usually takes place within a glamping trip. It's fundamentally known as glamorous hiking ... involving Ugg boots, pink khaki shorts, and croakers.

Want to go Gliking with us in Aspen this weekend? The jet will take us most of the way

by lazerbrain October 9, 2016

Laser Brain

Someone who has highly unusual and speedy intellectual capabilities. This individual typically has mastered UCC Damages and Battle of the Forms during the summer preceding law school.

Could use a laser brain to cut through this warehouse of discovery documents, otherwise I'd have to hire ten new associates from Regents law.

by lazerbrain October 31, 2011