Lazarus Ciccone's definitions

Going pro

When a male turns to a professional sex worker in order to get some action.

When I'm in Vegas, if I can't pick up I'm going pro.

by Lazarus Ciccone December 6, 2010

Karl Rove

Political mastermind and advisor to President George W. Bush. Acts as Bush's brain, in part because Bush's is microscopic. Can also be likened to "scum of the earth" and "lowest form of humanity". Generally speaking, feces have more ethics and character.

"Karl Rove is a parasite. Anyone who leaks the name of a covert CIA agent as retribution for exposing his own lie is guilty of treason. Therefore, any American who believes this piece of crap actually cares about his country is far too stupid to be alive."

by Lazarus Ciccone September 30, 2005

cheese sandwich

Defines the plain and unexciting, based on the perceived dullness of an actual cheese sandwich. Often used in a relationship sense - i.e. a male/female who may be underachieving in terms of the attractiveness of their partner. In a more simple form, can be used by self-styled playas to question the excitement factor of committed, long-term relationships in general.

1. "Man, your girlfriend's ass is the size of Montana and her skin is the shade of newly fallen snow. Don't you get sick of eatin' that cheese sandwich?"

2. "I can't commit to her or anyone. I don't wanna be munchin' on a cheese sandwich for the rest of my life."

by Lazarus Ciccone September 21, 2005

NYC

The greatest city on earth. By about 150,000 miles.

"People from NYC might be a little arrogant, but it's because they can be. When you're surrounded by greatness in the home of a million legends, it's understandable why you'd be a little cocky."

by Lazarus Ciccone September 21, 2005

Krzyzewski

Surname (first name Mike) of the coach of Duke University's men's basketball team, a vile program that has brought the world the likes of Christian Laettner and Shane Battier. Pronounced Sha-sheff-ski, although spelled in the matter it is for reasons known only to few. Can also be used to describe suddenly fainting.

1. "When Laettner hit that shot in '92, Thomas Hill started crying on the bench like a bitch, as if Krzyzewski had just sodomized him."

2. "Blimmer fainted when K-Lo applied the auto-erotic asphixiatory hold. Fat fuck pulled a Krzyzewski."

by Lazarus Ciccone February 10, 2005

On The Pole

Phrase describing if a girl is sexually active or not, often in reference to teenaged girls. The use of "pole" comes from the likeness of a male penis to a pole, hence, if a girl is on a pole, she'd be sexually active.

"I think it's pretty clear at this point that Sarah Palin's daughter is on the pole."

"You'd better stop letting your daughter dress like Britney Spears or she'll be on the pole before you can say the words R. Kelly."

by Lazarus Ciccone October 20, 2008

sportfuckin'

the act of fucking for sport, often in a one night stand capacity. Usually accomodated by ho's at clubz or bitches you meet at parties, beaches, supermarkets, libraries and church picnics.

"Yo B, lets hit the clubz tonight and do some sportfuckin'"

by Lazarus Ciccone April 17, 2004