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Going pro

When a male turns to a professional sex worker in order to get some action.
When I'm in Vegas, if I can't pick up I'm going pro.
by Lazarus Ciccone December 6, 2010
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Karl Rove

Political mastermind and advisor to President George W. Bush. Acts as Bush's brain, in part because Bush's is microscopic. Can also be likened to "scum of the earth" and "lowest form of humanity". Generally speaking, feces have more ethics and character.
"Karl Rove is a parasite. Anyone who leaks the name of a covert CIA agent as retribution for exposing his own lie is guilty of treason. Therefore, any American who believes this piece of crap actually cares about his country is far too stupid to be alive."
by Lazarus Ciccone September 30, 2005
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CEO

In the office I work at there's a black guy who walks around seemingly doing nothing except carrying papers and mackin' on white girls. I asked my friend what he did and he didn't know so we determined his job was Chief Executive Officer of fucking white women.
Yo Knuckler, check it out the CEO is conductin' bizaness.
by Lazarus Ciccone December 10, 2004
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sportfuckin'

the act of fucking for sport, often in a one night stand capacity. Usually accomodated by ho's at clubz or bitches you meet at parties, beaches, supermarkets, libraries and church picnics.
"Yo B, lets hit the clubz tonight and do some sportfuckin'"
by Lazarus Ciccone April 17, 2004
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Syracuse

1. God's NCAA basketball team

2. A medium-sized city in upstate New York
Cuse is in da house!!!

"I need some kicks. Let's go check out Foot Locker at the Carousel Center."
by Lazarus Ciccone December 22, 2004
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TSN

Canadian 24-hour sports channel which debuted in 1984. Percentage of it was purchased by ESPN in 1995 after the Canadian government, in their protectionist infinite wisdom, revoked the American network's entry into the Canadian TV market. (After all, everyone knows the biggest cultural threat to Canada is the NCAA). Gradually since, all graphics, logos and names have been styled in the ESPN format - i.e. "Sportscentre" with Canadian spelling. The essential result is a network which devotes 90% of its time to hockey and curling while using exciting teases and graphics. Only notable upside is simulcasting of some ESPN programming.
I could tell you some salacious stories about what has gone on behind the scenes at TSN in recent years, but I won't.
by Lazarus Ciccone January 13, 2006
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nuke

to anihilate a region or country with a thermo-nuclear device, weapons which depending on the payload can kill between 3,000 and 20,000 people with the initial blast, and kill hundreds of thousands more over the next decade through radiation poisoning.
1. "MC Ian's example of nuke is a typically moronic statment. Detonating a nuke is a lose-lose scenario for all humanity".

2. "There are currently some 30,000 nukes on this planet, enough to kill all human, animal and plant life on earth forty times over. I'm glad some faggot thinks it's necessary to do that one day"
by Lazarus Ciccone April 23, 2004
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