Lazarus Ciccone's definitions

quiver

A physical, shaking motion, often exhibited while achieving climax during sexual activity.

"Right before you come, let me know so I can shove this shampoo bottle up your ass. You'll quiver"

by Lazarus Ciccone April 22, 2004

Leaf fan

A clueless lemming who compares their favourite team, hockey's Toronto Maple Leafs to baseball's New York Yankees in terms of tradition and excellence. One major discrepancy however, is the fact the Yankees have won something in the past four decades.

The average Leaf fan is a middle-aged white person who keeps showing up ready to hand over their money year after year despite notoriously cheap ownership. Regardless, their annual optism about getting "The Cup" is a fascinating study in blind stupidity.

"We're awesome despite 38 years of championship-free hockey! Go Leafs Go!"

by Lazarus Ciccone December 22, 2004

bumpin

Description of a party/club/event that was hype, dope, phat or sick. Also can describe a bass line or actions to it.

1. "Yo that party was bumpin'"

2. "I don't dance at clubs. Only girls and guys with big gay bones do that. I just chill on the edge of the dance floor, bumpin'."

3. "Giovanni got a new subwoofer in his IROC. You can hear it bumpin' from a block away."

by Lazarus Ciccone January 11, 2005

sportfuckin'

the act of fucking for sport, often in a one night stand capacity. Usually accomodated by ho's at clubz or bitches you meet at parties, beaches, supermarkets, libraries and church picnics.

"Yo B, lets hit the clubz tonight and do some sportfuckin'"

by Lazarus Ciccone April 17, 2004

TSN

Canadian 24-hour sports channel which debuted in 1984. Percentage of it was purchased by ESPN in 1995 after the Canadian government, in their protectionist infinite wisdom, revoked the American network's entry into the Canadian TV market. (After all, everyone knows the biggest cultural threat to Canada is the NCAA). Gradually since, all graphics, logos and names have been styled in the ESPN format - i.e. "Sportscentre" with Canadian spelling. The essential result is a network which devotes 90% of its time to hockey and curling while using exciting teases and graphics. Only notable upside is simulcasting of some ESPN programming.

I could tell you some salacious stories about what has gone on behind the scenes at TSN in recent years, but I won't.

by Lazarus Ciccone January 13, 2006

nuke

to anihilate a region or country with a thermo-nuclear device, weapons which depending on the payload can kill between 3,000 and 20,000 people with the initial blast, and kill hundreds of thousands more over the next decade through radiation poisoning.

1. "MC Ian's example of nuke is a typically moronic statment. Detonating a nuke is a lose-lose scenario for all humanity".

2. "There are currently some 30,000 nukes on this planet, enough to kill all human, animal and plant life on earth forty times over. I'm glad some faggot thinks it's necessary to do that one day"

by Lazarus Ciccone April 23, 2004

pegging

When the tables are voluntarily turned on heterosexual anal intercourse and the female servicee becomes the servicer for the man. Because most women don't have penises, a strap-on dildo is necessary.

1.
Man: "I really feel like getting fucked in the ass today, but I don't dig that whole gay lifestyle"

Woman: "Okay honey, then I'll strap on L'il Pearl and we'll do some pegging then"

2.
Dutchy: "Jude's wife fucked him in the ass with a dildo! She pegged him! He's gonna take his wife's maiden name!"

by Lazarus Ciccone November 3, 2006