Lazarus Ciccone's definitions

Going pro

When a male turns to a professional sex worker in order to get some action.

When I'm in Vegas, if I can't pick up I'm going pro.

by Lazarus Ciccone December 6, 2010

NYC

The greatest city on earth. By about 150,000 miles.

"People from NYC might be a little arrogant, but it's because they can be. When you're surrounded by greatness in the home of a million legends, it's understandable why you'd be a little cocky."

by Lazarus Ciccone September 21, 2005

CEO

In the office I work at there's a black guy who walks around seemingly doing nothing except carrying papers and mackin' on white girls. I asked my friend what he did and he didn't know so we determined his job was Chief Executive Officer of fucking white women.

Yo Knuckler, check it out the CEO is conductin' bizaness.

by Lazarus Ciccone December 10, 2004

pegging

When the tables are voluntarily turned on heterosexual anal intercourse and the female servicee becomes the servicer for the man. Because most women don't have penises, a strap-on dildo is necessary.

1.
Man: "I really feel like getting fucked in the ass today, but I don't dig that whole gay lifestyle"

Woman: "Okay honey, then I'll strap on L'il Pearl and we'll do some pegging then"

2.
Dutchy: "Jude's wife fucked him in the ass with a dildo! She pegged him! He's gonna take his wife's maiden name!"

by Lazarus Ciccone November 3, 2006

Krzyzewski

Surname (first name Mike) of the coach of Duke University's men's basketball team, a vile program that has brought the world the likes of Christian Laettner and Shane Battier. Pronounced Sha-sheff-ski, although spelled in the matter it is for reasons known only to few. Can also be used to describe suddenly fainting.

1. "When Laettner hit that shot in '92, Thomas Hill started crying on the bench like a bitch, as if Krzyzewski had just sodomized him."

2. "Blimmer fainted when K-Lo applied the auto-erotic asphixiatory hold. Fat fuck pulled a Krzyzewski."

by Lazarus Ciccone February 10, 2005

gay bone

Term for a male who is not gay, but exhibits overtly gay tendencies. Suggests while heterosexual, he possesses a homosexual bone which can vary in size depending on how pillowbiteresque his tendencies are.

"Sean has a hot girlfriend and fucks a lot of honeyz on the side, but his tight clubwear clothing and love of "Gilmore Girls" suggests he has a larger-than-average gay bone."

by Lazarus Ciccone January 11, 2005

On The Pole

Phrase describing if a girl is sexually active or not, often in reference to teenaged girls. The use of "pole" comes from the likeness of a male penis to a pole, hence, if a girl is on a pole, she'd be sexually active.

"I think it's pretty clear at this point that Sarah Palin's daughter is on the pole."

"You'd better stop letting your daughter dress like Britney Spears or she'll be on the pole before you can say the words R. Kelly."

by Lazarus Ciccone October 20, 2008