Lazarus Ciccone's definitions
by Lazarus Ciccone December 22, 2004

by Lazarus Ciccone April 22, 2004

Canadian 24-hour sports channel which debuted in 1984. Percentage of it was purchased by ESPN in 1995 after the Canadian government, in their protectionist infinite wisdom, revoked the American network's entry into the Canadian TV market. (After all, everyone knows the biggest cultural threat to Canada is the NCAA). Gradually since, all graphics, logos and names have been styled in the ESPN format - i.e. "Sportscentre" with Canadian spelling. The essential result is a network which devotes 90% of its time to hockey and curling while using exciting teases and graphics. Only notable upside is simulcasting of some ESPN programming.
I could tell you some salacious stories about what has gone on behind the scenes at TSN in recent years, but I won't.
by Lazarus Ciccone January 13, 2006

When the tables are voluntarily turned on heterosexual anal intercourse and the female servicee becomes the servicer for the man. Because most women don't have penises, a strap-on dildo is necessary.
1.
Man: "I really feel like getting fucked in the ass today, but I don't dig that whole gay lifestyle"
Woman: "Okay honey, then I'll strap on L'il Pearl and we'll do some pegging then"
2.
Dutchy: "Jude's wife fucked him in the ass with a dildo! She pegged him! He's gonna take his wife's maiden name!"
Man: "I really feel like getting fucked in the ass today, but I don't dig that whole gay lifestyle"
Woman: "Okay honey, then I'll strap on L'il Pearl and we'll do some pegging then"
2.
Dutchy: "Jude's wife fucked him in the ass with a dildo! She pegged him! He's gonna take his wife's maiden name!"
by Lazarus Ciccone November 3, 2006

to anihilate a region or country with a thermo-nuclear device, weapons which depending on the payload can kill between 3,000 and 20,000 people with the initial blast, and kill hundreds of thousands more over the next decade through radiation poisoning.
1. "MC Ian's example of nuke is a typically moronic statment. Detonating a nuke is a lose-lose scenario for all humanity".
2. "There are currently some 30,000 nukes on this planet, enough to kill all human, animal and plant life on earth forty times over. I'm glad some faggot thinks it's necessary to do that one day"
2. "There are currently some 30,000 nukes on this planet, enough to kill all human, animal and plant life on earth forty times over. I'm glad some faggot thinks it's necessary to do that one day"
by Lazarus Ciccone April 23, 2004

Phrase describing if a girl is sexually active or not, often in reference to teenaged girls. The use of "pole" comes from the likeness of a male penis to a pole, hence, if a girl is on a pole, she'd be sexually active.
"I think it's pretty clear at this point that Sarah Palin's daughter is on the pole."
"You'd better stop letting your daughter dress like Britney Spears or she'll be on the pole before you can say the words R. Kelly."
"You'd better stop letting your daughter dress like Britney Spears or she'll be on the pole before you can say the words R. Kelly."
by Lazarus Ciccone October 20, 2008

Term for a male who is not gay, but exhibits overtly gay tendencies. Suggests while heterosexual, he possesses a homosexual bone which can vary in size depending on how pillowbiteresque his tendencies are.
"Sean has a hot girlfriend and fucks a lot of honeyz on the side, but his tight clubwear clothing and love of "Gilmore Girls" suggests he has a larger-than-average gay bone."
by Lazarus Ciccone January 11, 2005
