Canadian 24-hour sports channel which debuted in 1984. Percentage of it was purchased by ESPN in 1995 after the Canadian government, in their protectionist infinite wisdom, revoked the American network's entry into the Canadian TV market. (After all, everyone knows the biggest cultural threat to Canada is the NCAA). Gradually since, all graphics, logos and names have been styled in the ESPN format - i.e. "Sportscentre" with Canadian spelling. The essential result is a network which devotes 90% of its time to hockey and curling while using exciting teases and graphics. Only notable upside is simulcasting of some ESPN programming.
I could tell you some salacious stories about what has gone on behind the scenes at TSN in recent years, but I won't.
by Lazarus Ciccone January 13, 2006
Surname (first name Mike) of the coach of Duke University's men's basketball team, a vile program that has brought the world the likes of Christian Laettner and Shane Battier. Pronounced Sha-sheff-ski, although spelled in the matter it is for reasons known only to few. Can also be used to describe suddenly fainting.
1. "When Laettner hit that shot in '92, Thomas Hill started crying on the bench like a bitch, as if Krzyzewski had just sodomized him."
2. "Blimmer fainted when K-Lo applied the auto-erotic asphixiatory hold. Fat fuck pulled a Krzyzewski."
2. "Blimmer fainted when K-Lo applied the auto-erotic asphixiatory hold. Fat fuck pulled a Krzyzewski."
by Lazarus Ciccone February 10, 2005
"JaVon's got jungle fever, yo! Boy told me he was at some white girls house backshottin' her on her parents bed - then he wipe his dick on her Pops' Armani suit"
by Lazarus Ciccone April 18, 2004
A soft, sheltered young man who teased everyone with his athletic ability a few years ago but then quickly rested on his laurels. Later betrayed the fans of Toronto who supported him despite his softness by asking for a trade.
"You don't need to go to the hospital for a paper cut. Stop being a Vince Carter."
"I hope Vince Carter gets traded to New York where the fans and media will eat him alive."
"I hope Vince Carter gets traded to New York where the fans and media will eat him alive."
by Lazarus Ciccone December 10, 2004
When the tables are voluntarily turned on heterosexual anal intercourse and the female servicee becomes the servicer for the man. Because most women don't have penises, a strap-on dildo is necessary.
1.
Man: "I really feel like getting fucked in the ass today, but I don't dig that whole gay lifestyle"
Woman: "Okay honey, then I'll strap on L'il Pearl and we'll do some pegging then"
2.
Dutchy: "Jude's wife fucked him in the ass with a dildo! She pegged him! He's gonna take his wife's maiden name!"
Man: "I really feel like getting fucked in the ass today, but I don't dig that whole gay lifestyle"
Woman: "Okay honey, then I'll strap on L'il Pearl and we'll do some pegging then"
2.
Dutchy: "Jude's wife fucked him in the ass with a dildo! She pegged him! He's gonna take his wife's maiden name!"
by Lazarus Ciccone November 03, 2006
1. An ugly, moronically designed Ford product introduced in the '70s which was prone to explosions (and killed a few people) thanks to the gas tank being positioned directly behind the back bumper.
2. A Brazillian term for "small cock".
2. A Brazillian term for "small cock".
1. "Tony's Pinto got rear-ended dude - it was engulfed in flames within two minutes"
2. "I heard Rivaldo had a pinto, so I fucked his wife over and over again until she looked like she was seeing God"
2. "I heard Rivaldo had a pinto, so I fucked his wife over and over again until she looked like she was seeing God"
by Lazarus Ciccone April 18, 2004
the act of fucking for sport, often in a one night stand capacity. Usually accomodated by ho's at clubz or bitches you meet at parties, beaches, supermarkets, libraries and church picnics.
by Lazarus Ciccone April 17, 2004